#((

[summonsofink]

I must not give My baby mama uppies 🙏

[thedrop-dead]

We are here. Golden Giza.

[loroldarc]

Legs.. Legs...

[unbecomingdirkstrider]

(a flash of memories...)

(Day 25: Still Dirk.)

[c0mpetence]

??? I mean, duh. Who does that anon think they are

Although they're giving a certain group of people especially way too much credit haha.

[lifeismisery]

@triiiplebaka asked: 🫵 MAY THE 4TH BE WITH U!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!! OWO 🎉🎉🎉🎂

I changed my mind, this is infinitely a worse way to greet me than just "happy birthday" :T

[whenthewellrandry]

I dunno, it's kind of a big deal to Me, and I Am touched, when someone who takes Me in bad faith all the time sticks up for Me to someone else who takes Me in bad faith.

but on the other hand. what did I ever do to you except say some shit you took wrong? inviting you to My parties when you had been rude to Me, attending your parties even when talking to you had Me on My toes, and doing consultations and contracts too.

complicated feelings. I'll let it sit, I suppose. people will believe whatever they want.

[summonsofink]

M!A Mermay Throughout this month (from May 1st to May 31st) any time you come in contact with saltwater, your legs morph into a fish-like tail, a thin membrane connects your fingers and you develop fins and gills (traits can be adjusted at the mun's leisure).

> A sort of prickling sensation crawls up your spine. Whatever that was, you just know you won't like it when you find out.

> In the moment, though, you're making three dinners at three locations, and you can't be bothered to find out.