( Child BF meeting the Woodland Of Lies! )
Child BF/Chord: *Beep...*
Child BF/Chord: *sniff..*
Mr. L: Yeah... I know. Racist is a jerk .
Coronation Peach: Who's the kid?
Mr. L: My kid.
Coronation Peach: *Seriously? You too?*
Mr. L: *Yes, now shut up.*
Coronation Peach: That is no way to talk to a king of the forest.
Coronation Peach: Just be sure to Keep the kid, OUT of my forest.
Mr. L: Will do-
IHY Luigi: What's with you and M?!?-
Beta Luigi: ...Is he- Alright? He looks like he was crying.
Mr. L: Not really. Racist shoved the kid, Pretty hard too.
IHY Mario: Poor Kid.
Beta Luigi: *Mumbles something*
IHY Luigi: Watcha say?
Beta Luigi: Nothing.
[ Child BF/Chord rubs his eyes and reaches for IHY Mario. ]
Mr. L: Ah- Chord, No.
Child BF/Chord: *Beeep!*
Mr. L: Chord- I said-
IHY Mario: I can hold him for a minute - if you're fine with it at least.
Mr. L: ...
[ Mr. L sighs and hesitates ]
Mr. L: Fine. DON'T. Hurt him.
[ Mr. L hands Child BF/Chord to IHY Mario ]
Child BF/Chord: *Beeep!! Bep!! Beep!! Bop!!*
IHY Mario: Looks like me holding him put him back in a good mood! Or at least a better mood!
Mr. L: Yea yeah....
[ Child BF/Chord eventually reaches back for Mr. L which Mr. L takes Child BF/Chord. ]
Mr. L: *...*
[ Mr. L slightly tightens his grip on Child BF/Chord and IHY Mario kind of notices this . ]
IHY Mario: Are you doing zones in order??-
Mr. L: Yeah.
Coronation Peach: So I assume he has met M?
Mr. L: Well... No.
Coronation Peach: What are you doing? Going backwards?
Mr. L: just nervous. That's all.
[ Wario Apparition didn't even get to say something when he appeared before Child BF/Chord make panicked beeps and waving his arms ]
Wario Apparition: ...I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING.
( AU belongs to @maskedsea @xnderx and Me! )