#m:danvers

[starker-asks]

who's the hotties at the party?

Oh my god, where do I even start?

Mr. Thor, Sir, if you see this, hi. Lemme pull your hair.

Mr. Barton, if you could just, you know... ask the scary twins to dom me, that’d be super cool. Actually, if you could ask Natasha too, that’d be even better.

And again... Thor. How are you? Wanna fuck?

Captain Marvel, I mean, just unbelievable, am I right?

M’Baku... Agent Ross... Thor.

And Bruce! We could make another sex tape!!

Baby, love, stop talking. You’re going to hate yourself in the morning.

[starker-asks]

Uhm... What about Carol Danvers?

She saved my ass. What else do you wanna know?

[starker-asks]

That's still an option, right? Getting the stones from Thanos and undoing the snap? You guys almost got the gauntlet off once, maybe you can do it again? You'll have to find him first and make a new plan but with Danvers on your side now maybe all hope isn't lost. Right, Tony?

It was until a couple of days ago.

Bastard’s always one step ahead. Always has been.