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haidoneko replied to your post “Metagross, Dwebble”

I wouldn't say I was necessarily intimidated, I'm just generally a shy person. But yes, hi~!

Ah well I can understand that, I’m generally shy and quiet too. But yeah, hi! How are you?!

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Metagross, Dwebble

Metagross:I want to get to know you more

Dwebble:I wish I could talk to you but am too shy

Why are people intimidated by me?! I promise I’m a nice guy! Come talk to me! Get to know me! I’m a little weird, but mostly friendly.

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😭  starter for @thejokette​ 

"Handcuffs, right? They probably come in handy."

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😭  starter for @dekopxn​ 

"First off, I don't know anything, ever."

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❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

“Oh man I definitely now how that feels.” He starts cracking up. “Alright alright just take deep breaths, and let’s go for a walk and get you some fresh air, moving well help.” 

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❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

“I’m assuming he deserved it, so I won’t press the issue.”

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"It's three in the morning and I'm bored and you're the only one awake. Let's break into a gas station store."

“Gonna have to stop you right there, crazy. I’ll do something else but definitely not that.” 

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❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

“Probably a twenty! But at least it will be fun right?”