@jerseydeviled . starter call
sure, Chou isn’t the brightest mind in the world; the man himself knows that much but goddamn it — his lover seemed to be actually dumber than him this time. “ ya thought ya would go ta sex shop to actually buy shit for SEX, ya know?! ” he is most definitely muffling screaming to the walls of room — curtains closed, darkness covering whatever frenzy Jessie was in, most definitely not listening to whatever artist was babbling about. free hand now rummaging through black plastic bag, quick to pick handcuffs and to put as swiftly as possible on creature and locking other end on bed’s feet.
“ be nice, be kind and don’t fuckin’ rip it off, I’m runnin’ out of ideas, mr. man ~ ! ” muffled whines coming from one with hazmat mask. he will not die today, no sir.
“ what kinda crap ya been sniffin’ around ta find ya in da middle of street at fuckin’ 3 am, goin’ nuts and drippin’ saliva everywhere, mr. man!? ” cue continuous muffled screams from the (kind of) sane person in the room.















