Dec 4, 2013
Jieun (misssxnshine): You know that moment when you lie down and your bed feels like heaven?
Jae (jaenglebellz): When you vag feels like heaven? What?
Jieun: ...your bed.
Jae: ...oh.
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Jieun (misssxnshine): You know that moment when you lie down and your bed feels like heaven?
Jae (jaenglebellz): When you vag feels like heaven? What?
Jieun: ...your bed.
Jae: ...oh.
Jieun (misssxnshine): Every time I go to my theme, I just wanna jizz. [– dreamy sigh.]
Jae (jaenglebellz): [– falls silent for a brief moment.] I'm posting that.
Roommate: You're stalling.
Me: Hmm...? ...who?
Roommate: Come on, don't pussy out.
Me: I can be whatever be. Today I'm a pussy, tomorrow I can be a unicorn.
Me: You're the only one who knows the truth.
Roommate: Don't worry, my vagina is sealed.
Me: ............................................ (—confused.)
Roommate: That's where I keep all my secrets.
Me: TOGETHER WE CAN WALK IN SPACE, SAVE DA HUMAN RACE.
Me: DO YOU WE OUGHT TA?
Roomie: I HATE YOU.
Me: HERE WE TAKE OUR TIME
Roomie: GO AWAY.
Me: WE CAN HAVE IT ALL
Roomie: STOP THIS.
Me: I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT ON MY OWN.
Roomie: WHY DO I KNOW YOU.
Me: (insert adlibbing here.)
Me: Cause I'm da bes.
(swag swag swag swag swag swag )
Roomie: I hate you so deep.
Me: (/whispers.) GAS PEDAL GAS PEDAL GAS PEDAL GAS PEDAL GAS PEDAL GAS PEDAL (/twerks.)
Roomie: GO DIE.
Me: BUT.
Me: SPEED UP.
Me: GAS PED-AL
Me: GAS PED-AL