#m.s. post

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what are your Myrtle x Fiona thoughts 👀

i think they’re absolutely iconic and they show up on holidays in complimentary furs and prada sunglasses to drop off gifts worth thousands

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did i ever talk about how crazy of a trio madison, cordelia, and myrtle are when they appear for the first time in apocalypse??? like can you imagine that trio traversing a barren land together to get to the outpost

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Myrtle's "don't be a hater dear" line but this time she's just walking past the room while Cordelia is lecturing the girls. She's worse backup than Misty istg.

literally the only person she got on her side is herself

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myrtle’s tingle in the cooch line deserves just as much hype as her balenciaga line

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ur so right that fiona/myrtle is some galaxy-brain level shit, coven would be 2 seconds long and be just fiona throwing a witch hunter onto a fence spike for daring to interrupt family dinner with her, myrtle, cordelia, and misty, turns out it's hank, everyone's like 'ew a man', end season

nice little breather from all the nonsense we had to put up with

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God if Fiona and Myrtle had actually been together when Cordelia was a child and not using her as a pawn in their stupid feud then Cordelia would have been the most confident and well adjusted witch in the world and Coven would have been 3 seconds long.

"Hi you're Zoe? I'm Cordelia this is my wife Misty. What? No I've never been married to a boring white man who was secretively more manipulative than my mother are you crazy?"

it’s so refreshing to think about

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Lmao now it’s myrtle and misty changing the locks every time Madison leaves to party and when she comes back they’re waiting at both of the doors with super soakers 💀

please i forgot about that