Don’t kiss him, he licks his pistols after fights. Truly, the biggest thing for my insert to be worried about here (sarcasm)
This was funnier in my sleep addled mind when it woke me up at three in the morning to draw it
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Don’t kiss him, he licks his pistols after fights. Truly, the biggest thing for my insert to be worried about here (sarcasm)
This was funnier in my sleep addled mind when it woke me up at three in the morning to draw it
Bartender Starscream
I’ve been trying to push myself to draw multiple Bartender Scrims because he won the poll!! So here he is!
Don’t worry, the wine isn’t poisoned. Probably.
Starscream: Oh! Sorry, am I talking too much?
Prowl: No, no! Continue, please!
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There are very few sights to witness like an excited seeker info-dumping what he’s studied learned about Venus Fly Traps and Pitcher Plants…
“Pocky game!”
“…”
“That is not how you play it-”
*Smacks the top of DeadSpace! Starscream’s helm*
This bad boy has seen so many horrors beyond Cybertronian comprehension-
I know the Holoform Au is gonna win on the poll, but lately I’ve been on a Dead Space kick, and decided to at least get DeadSpace! Starscream’s design and modifications down. Because I love him, and I love putting him through the horrors, and he has not left me alone-
Woe. Old Holoform au Prowl I never posted for some reason upon you
Tfa Starscream unfairly occupies every free bit of space in my brain.
His holoform is so fun for me to draw, I love him and also want to lovingly bite him.
Starscream: if i was given the opportunity i would definitely stab you so so so much
Prowl: if i shook your head around it would rattle the only thing in there is two marbles and a cobweb
I have been itching for a week to draw this post, and last night at work the crackship rarepair spirit grabbed me by the throat and said do it damn you. It’s been a good while since I drew Ninjastar, much less Prowl’s holoform-
Their entire dynamic is going from “Fuck you.” “Fuck me yourself Coward.” to “Fuck you!” “You can do that later. Now listen here you little shit-”