#m3ul1n

[trojanabstruse-blog]

CURRENT terraLethargum [CTL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

[[The person manning the snack bar is completely indescribable in appearance, they are so plain in every way. It's also difficult to tell if they are a troll or a human, as you can't tell if they have horns or not.]] Hello? May I aid you?

MITUNA: *He eyes the person a bit warily, trying to make heads or tails of what they are, then promptly doesn't care as his stomach growls again* uh yeah, wha7 do you have 7o ea7 here?

[[The person smiles.]] What are you hungry for?

MITUNA: funnel cake drizzled in chocola7e ehehe

Of course we have that! [[The person moves into the back room, and soon returns, holding a funnel drizzled in chocolate.]]

MITUNA: 0H H3LL Y35! *He grabs it enthusiastically, about ready to chow down before pausing and looking at the nondescript being* do i need 7o pay you or 5ome7hin

MEULIN: *gets off the machine and stumbles over to the snack bar* GET ME A DRINK PURLEAASE~!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sweating and out of breath*

[[Smiiiiiiles.]] Nope. We are more than happy to provide anything you please, at zero cost.

And what would you like to drink, ma'am?

MITUNA: FUCK1NG R1GH7 DUD3!! *notices Meulin* oh hey 5up meulin, been bu57ing 7he mad hump5?

MEULIN: HECKS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FLEALLY PAWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THE GROCERY STORE????????? *looks at the person* ONE OF THOSE COLAS WOULD BE SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[[The person goes into the back and comes out soon with an XXL cup of cola.]] Would this satisfy?

MITUNA: yeah i 5aw i7 bu7 come on videogame5 are league5 be77er than 5ome 5hi77y a55 grocery 57ore lmao *Starts devouring his funnel cake, dear sweet god it was delicious*

MEULIN: (=O.O=)~ YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes the cup and takes a large gulp* YEAH BUT EFURRYTHING IS FUREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT YEAH THIS PLACE IS SO COOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLEAVEN MY HIVE HAS THE BEST THINGS EFUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MITUNA: yeah mine 7oo i75 5tocked wi7h videogame5 an ar7 57udio and a bi7chin en7er7ainmen7 cen7er

MEULIN: PAWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEULIN: I FLEALLY WISH THE OFURS WERE HERE THOUGH, ITS FURRY STRANGE THAT THEY ARENT

MITUNA: 7hey migh7 be in 7heir hive5 57ill

MITUNA: 7here5 no7 exac7ly much rea5on 7oo leave

MITUNA: or 7hey migh7 be grocery 5hopping like 7o7al lamewad5 lol

MEULIN: TRUE!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND THEIR DOORS AND INVADE THEIR HIVES!!!!!!!!

MITUNA: breaking and en7ering, 7he mo57 rad of crime5

MITUNA: 5ure le75 go 5cope ou7 7he o7her hive5 and 5ee if anyone5 home hehe

[[The lights flicker]]

MITUNA: wha7 7he fuck wa5 7ha7

MITUNA: *He looks around, his funnel cakes been finished and there's chocolate smudged on his face.* maybe we 5hould ge7 ou7 of here

MITUNA: *an uneasy feeling was settling in his stomach*

MEULIN: WOAH THAT WAS WEIRD!!! YEAH MAYBE WE SHOULD IM FLEALLY WORN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MITUNA: yeah le75 go *He sets the plate down, and begins to lead her out of the the bright building*

MITUNA: *le75

MEULIN: *grabs her many grocery bags and follows closely behind, her legs feeling like noodles from playing so much DDR*

MITUNA: *As the reach the cool air of outside, tuna takes a moment to look around. They could go to the others houses and see if anyone was home or check out the grocery store on the extremely off chance that people were holed up there*

MITUNA: 5o, hou5e5 or 57ore?

MITUNA: *Suddenly he's reminded that there's a curfew, and fishes his phone from his pocket to check the time, and maybe see if he has any signal*

[[Time is garbled up. There is no signal, but there are names that seem both strange and familiar on your pesterchum list if you happen to look there.]]

MITUNA: *intrigued, he checks his pesterchum list, trying hard to recall the handles he saw. Maybe there were messages that would leave a clue*

MEULIN: HMM MAYBE THE STORE FURST SINCE WE"RE HERE ALREADY!!!!!!!!

MITUNA: *He manages a "uh-huh" now preoccupied with his phone.*

MEULIN: *leads the short way to the grocery store*

MITUNA: *He falls into step behind her, somehow managing the miracle of multitasking. Checking the phone and walking at the same time? Man, Captor you're just too skilled*

MEULIN: *looks around the grocery store for anyone else that might be there*

[[Oh btw, Mituna, there were no messages left for you on your phone.]]

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[05:18] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] began pestering amoreCimmerian [AC] at 17:18 --

[05:18] TA: hey ki77y

[05:18] AC:  (*＾▽＾)< HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[05:19] TA: im gue55ing you know where kurloz wen7?

[05:19] TA: i figured he wen7 back 7o hi5 hive bu7 i wan7ed 7o check and he5 being 5o damn elu5ive a5 u5ual

[05:20] AC: （ ゜ρ゜) < MOG!!!!!!! YES WE ARE BACK AT HIS HIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[05:20] TA: we? you wen7 wi7h him huh?

[05:20] TA: doe5 7ha7 mean wha7 i 7hink i7 mean5

[05:20] AC:  (“⌒∇⌒”) < MOGMOGMOG YES~!!!!!!!!!! H33H33H33~!!!!!!!!!!!

[05:20] TA: ehe congra7z

[05:20] AC:  （-＾〇＾-）< WE ARE BACK TOGEFUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[05:21] AC: ( ｡◕u◕｡ ) < 3333333333 THANKS!!

[05:21] TA: 5o 7hing5 are ok 57ill righ7

[05:22] TA: i mean wi7h you 7wo and in general and 57uff

[05:22] AC: （＾ω＾） < MOGMOGMOG YES!!!!!!!!!! FURRY MUCH SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ITS LIKE THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL ACTUALLY H33H33!!!!!!!!!

[05:23] TA: fuckin 5wee7

[05:25] TA: i ac7ually have 7hi5 feeling 7ha7 7hing5 aren7 gonna 57ay 7ha7 way bu7 you guy5 migh7 a5 well 5pend 5ome 7ime 7oge7her before 5hi7 hi75 7he whirling device again

[05:26] AC: (´Д｀)< FLEALLY???????????  33K THATS NO GOOD..........WHAT DO YOU THINK MIGHT HAPPURN????????????

[05:28] TA: well im 5ure we haven7 5een 7he la57 of 7he5e god5

[05:29] TA: ive already had vi5ion5 of 5ome freaky 5hi7 7ha75 prooooobably 7hem

[05:30] TA: ive al5o had 5ome o7her weird a55 vi5ion5 abou7 a bunch of animal5 bu7 i don7 qui7e ge7 7ha7 ye7

[05:30] AC: (￣ー￣) < HMMM.........THATS PURRETTY SCAREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:01] TA: yeah i don7 even know i pre77y much feel like 7he5e vi5ion5 poin7 7oward u5 vi5i7ing a really fucked up zoo 5o im no7 even gonna que57ion 7he logic in 7ha7

[08:03] AC: (°o°；） < MOG!!!!!!!!!!! A ZOO??????????????  THAT IS FURRY STRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:04] TA: yeah youre 7elling me

[08:05] TA: on 7he plu5 5ide im pre77y 5ure i 5aw 5ome ca75 youd like

[08:05] AC: (＠^∇^＠) < 333333333333333!!!!!!!!!!!! FLEALLY????????????? MOGMOGMOGMOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:06] TA: yeah big one5

[08:07] AC:  (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ) < MOGMOGMOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SO N33D TO S33 THESE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:08] AC: (゜◇゜）< WERE THEY IN THE WEIRD ZOO THING???????????????

[08:09] TA: uhhhhhh i don7 know if i7 wa5 ac7ually a zoo bu7 i know 7here were a lo7 of animal5

[08:09] TA: for all i know 7hey were animal5 7rying 7o kill u5 which i5 ac7ually pre77y likely con5idering 7he na7ure of my vi5ion5

[08:10] AC:  (￣^￣) < MOG!!!!!!! FURRY TRUE.....IT WOULD OFURWISE SOUND LIKEA FURRY PAWSOME PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:14] TA: yeah unfor7una7ely we migh7 have 7o bru7ally murder 7he beau7iful maje57ic big ca75 which i have fore5een

[08:15] TA: now i kind of feel like a 5hi7head for 7elling you abou7 7hem

[08:15] AC: (;*△*;) < MOGMOGMOGMOGMOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS JUST PAWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:15] TA: yeah 5hi7 5orry

[08:17] AC:  (`へ´*) < WELL..........ITLL BE ALRIGHT, IF THEYRE TRYING TO KILL US ALL THEY PURABABLY DESERVE TO BE KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:17] TA: yeah unle55 7heyre ju57 innocen7 crea7ure5 being po55e55ed by 7he a55hole god5 who have no con7rol over 7heir ac7ion5 bu7 57ill need 7o be bru7ally murdered

[08:18] TA: oh my god i need 7o ju57 57op 5aying 7hing5 don7 i

[08:18] AC:  (⌒_⌒;) < H33H33 PURRABABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:19] TA: yeah

[08:19] TA: im ju57 gonna do 7ha7

[08:19] AC: (ﾉ´▽｀) < H33H33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:20] TA: here ju57 7ake 7hi5 a5 my apology for 7ha7 bull5hi7

[08:20] TA:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

[08:20] AC: (O_O) < M..........O...........G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:20] TA: ehehehehehehe

[08:21] AC:  (ノ＞▽＜。) < 333333333333333333333333333 THIS IS THE CUTEST THIGN I HAVE EFUR S33N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:21] TA: yeah i know i75 pre77y much mind mel7ingly cavi7y inducingly 5wee7 and adorable

[08:22] AC:  ヾ(＠゜▽゜＠）ノ< 33333333333 MOGMOGMOGMOGMOG YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EFFURYONE JUST -HAS- TO S33 THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:22] TA: ye5 i 7hink 7ha7 i5 7he 7a5k you 5hould under7ake

[08:23] TA: make 5ure everyone 5ee5 7hi5 ki77en

[08:23] TA: here5 ano7her le55 adorable bu7 57ill pre77y grea7 one

[08:23] TA:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

[08:25] AC: (＠† ▽ †＠）< 3333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:25] TA: lol ye55555

[08:25] AC: (@^▽^@) < THAT KITTY IS FURRY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H33H33H33H33H333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:25] TA: yeah im done wi7h ca7 video5 now im ou7 of 57eam

[08:25] TA: bu7 7here you have i7

[08:26] AC: (≧∇≦) < MOGMOMGOMOG!!!!!!!! H33H33H33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE SIMPURLY THE BEST KITTY VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:27] TA: i make i7 my poin7 in life 7o po55e55 ba5ically 7he be57 of every7hing 5o yeah

[08:28] TA: wow 7ha7 5ounded really concei7ed holy 5hi7

[08:28] AC: （-＾〇＾-）< H33H33H33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:28] TA: yeah im 5eriou5ly ju57 gonna 57op now before i embarra55 my5elf 7o fur7her degree5 and 5ay 7ell k i 5aid hi and 5hi7

[08:29] AC: (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*) < MOGMOGMOG I WILL FUR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I WILL BE SHOWING HIM THESE KITTY VIDEOS RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:30] TA: ye5 good all par7 of 7he plan 7ha7 i 7o7ally planned

[08:30] TA: 77yl meulin

[08:30] AC: (＠⌒ー⌒＠) <H33H33H33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  S33 YA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:30] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] ceased pestering amoreCimmerian [AC] at 20:30 --

[trojanabstruse-blog]

[05:06] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] began pestering amoreCimmerian [AC] at 17:06 --

[05:06] TA: H3Y M3U

[05:08] AC: ヾ(＾∇＾)  < HELLO!

[05:08] TA: 1V3 833N 47 KURL0Z5 H1V3 WHW3R3 4R3 Y0U 3V3N

[05:08] TA: H3 PR800848LY M15535 Y0U

[05:13] AC: （=^０＾=） < OH! I HAVE B33N EXPLORING!!!!!!!!!

[05:15] TA: 50UND5 817CH1N

[05:15] TA: D1D Y0U F1ND 4NYH71NG??

[05:18] AC: (≧▽≦) < YES! I FOUND SOME PURRETTY ROCKS AND A CAVE!

[05:19] TA: FUCK Y3G5

[05:20] TA: KURL0Z H45 833N H3PL0NG M3 F1X MY P4N 50 1M N07 FL1PP1G8 7H3 FUCK 0U7

[05:21] AC:  (=‘◇’=)? < YOUR PAN?

[05:22] TA: Y34H MY 8R41N D4M4NG3D 5H17

[05:24] AC: ＼(=^v^)/ <OH YES! THATS SO NICE OF HIM!  IT WILL BE NICE TO S33 HIM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

[05:25] TA: Y34H 7H3N Y0U C4N D0 Y0UR W31RD CL0WN K177Y 5H71 L1K3 U5U4L L1K3 1 D0N7 3V3N KN0W W7F

[05:27] AC:  ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ < YES!!!!!!!!!

[05:30] TA: 5H17 7H3R5 4 L07 0F U5 4R0UND 1 GU355 8U7 1 H4V3N7 74LK3D 70 V3RY0N3 1 K33P G3771NF UFKC1NG H34DC4HG35 C4N7 74LK L0NG

[05:35] AC: (=^～^;) < AWH! THAT KINDA SUCKS! I SHOULD TALK TO THE OTHERS, IVE ONLY TALKED TO LITTLE AMPORA AND YOU SO FAR!

[05:35] TA: L0L 1 74LK3D 70 7H1M 700

[05:36] TA: H35 K1ND 0F 4 D0UCH38UGG37

[05:38] AC: （=＞д＜=） < HE DIDNT LIKE MY SUGGESTION TO USE FACES!

[05:39] TA: Y34H 1 D1DN7 7H1NK H3 W0ULD

[05:41] TA: H3 D1DN7 KN0W W7F 804RD1NG W45 317H3R

[05:41] AC: (^・x・^) < YEAH, OH WELL I SUPPOSE.

[05:42] AC: ( =・◇・=) < REALLY?

[05:42] TA: 1 D0N7 KN0W WH47 H0L3 U H4V3 70 L1V3 1N 70 N07 KN0W 7H47

[05:44] AC: (*≧▽≦) < HEHE A BIG HOLE!!!!!!!!!

[05:45] TA: H3 KND 0F R3M1ND5 M3 0F CFR0NU5 83F0R3 CR0NU5 83CM43 4 81GG3R 700L 7H4N U5U4L

[05:53] AC: (=~_~;) < NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, HE IS A BIT LIKE THAT.

[05:54] TA: Y3P Y0U C4N 533 7H3 R3M53M48LNC3

[05:54] AC: (´▽｀)ノ♪ < HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!!

[05:54] TA: L0L U 5H0ULD 74LK 70 MY D4NC3570R 4ND 73LL M3 1F W3R3 4L1K3

[05:55] AC: “ヽ(=´▽｀=)ノ” < OH YES I SHOULD!!!!!!!!!

[05:56] TA: H35 PR37Y FUCK1NG 4W305M3

[05:58] AC:  (*^▽^*) < I BET!!!!!!!!! 'LITTLE TUNA'  HEHE!!!!!!!!!

[05:58] TA: 4WWWW 5H17 HH4HH44

[05:58] TA: 1 D0N7 KN0W 1F H35 L177L3 4C74ULLY

[05:59] AC: (=°▽°=) < HEHE MAYBE NOT BUT I SHALL CALL HIM THAT NO MATTER!!!!!!!!!

[06:00] TA: WH473V3R M4K35 U H4PPY M

[06:03] TA: 1M G0NN4 G7F04 4 WH1L3 4ND R357 MY H34D5 FUK1GN HURUUUR71NG 

[06:05] TA: CY4 R0UND K177Y

[06:06] -- trojanAbstruse [TA] ceased pestering amoreCimmerian [AC] at 18:06 --