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SALACIOUS SATURDAY.

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#D4M4R4 #tumutlog #in which he feels good for the first time in a while

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Eridan is a no fun having booty buttcheek. That’s generally how Mituna feels about him. He’s all business all the time, and even though he can be an asshole, he does have a point most times. He’s also gotten the crew out of really sticky situations and over their time together he’s watched Eridan kind of soften and start to take others opinions into a consideration. Maybe he’s not that bad.

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Damara is the fucking cute????? She’s a goddamn dirty memer and Mituna doesn’t even know how he’s even in a quad with her because oh no she’s hot too? Honestly how dare she? She’s also ridiculously supportive and that’s something he treasures because the most memorable people in his life have been that way. It’s almost as if she doesn’t care about everything that’s wrong with him because she sees something better and different that what he tells himself he is everyday. She’s been through so much and he just wants her to feel loved and safe because dammit she’s so awesome why is she like this who authorized this.

#ask meme #aesopianalgedonic

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BOY HOWDY. Mituna loves him some Kanaya. Maybe it’s just a Maryam thing, but he adores her. She’s sweet and kind even if she tries to push food on him that he can’t stand. There’s soft pale doki’s in his pumper there for her, Kanaya has a tendency to work herself tired for others and not really confront what she’s feeling and he can vibe with that on a very emotional level. He loves doing things with him and just like Porrim, she makes him feel like he’s possibly doing things okay even if he’s fucking up. Kanaya is a treasure to mituna and he’ll probably gnaw off someones leg for her.

#ask meme #grimabettor

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Terezi is wicked awesome and cool. She’s fun and crazy and wielder of the most legendary booty in existence! He hasn’t seen her much, if at all since his incident but Mituna still thinks Terezi is the rootinest and tootinest.

#ask meme #gulescamisade

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Aradia is probably the best thing that has happened to Mituna. She taught him so much like date someone that’s your best friend as well as what he loves about relationships and things that he learned after her that she left him with. Like loving more than one person isn’t wrong and that you can be happy with multiple partners and still be best friends with your ex. He thinks she’s creepy, unhinged, but also honest and passionate and he’s so stupid happy to know her despite feeling sad about how things ended. But it seems like they’re both past that now, so he can tackle her with his stupidity and they can just continue, plus she’s alive again and happy.

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*on this christmas morn, MITUNA will awake to a gift wrapped up in orange ribbon. inside, he will find a WARHOL style PAINTING of PEPES. merry christmas, mituna!*

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On Xmas day, three packages are left at the DamPorMit residence. Inside the box labeled ‘Mituna’ is a hardcore gaming headset to match Latula's, except it is in yellow.

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