@m4d-m4x replied to your post “stop giving your robots fans i s2g i read one more fuckboy brobot...”
Rina I'm this close to getting on my computer and adding an image of Abe Simpson yelling at clouds
INSTEAD HAVE U CONSIDERED THESE ANDROID AU TROPES BASED ON REAL THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO THE AI’S I’VE WORKED WITH
my parsing algorithms are pretty good at slang but the thing you just said is so unexpected youve not only completely errored them out but also ruined part of my temporary lexicon (aka: you said something so dumb i forgot what words do and had to do a hard reset go fuck yourself)
shit wait i didn't mean to throw that exception verbally
SHIT WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO THROW THAT EXCEPTION VERBALLY SIX TIMES
you'd think i'd be very good at multitasking considering my brain is a computer but you just asked me something so complicated in the process of figuring it out i accidentally stalled every other process so you are going to have to wait a few minutes until i sort myself out
when i get nervous my speech generation gets jumpy so instead of stammering i just string together words that are technically grammatically correct sentences but only by the loosest definition.
you've said a word that isn't in my lexicon so i had to store it internally as text and i cannot for the life of me pronounce it correctly
you trying to teach me how to pronounce it has made my pronunciation worse
