💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops. (fabian, maurice, bran)
💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops. (fabian, maurice, bran)
Rob a bank with: Maurice. But like, a rich pureblood’s vault or something. Robin Hood-ing that shit.
Hide a body with: Fabian. Listen, if he came to her with a ‘uhh so I kinda killed someone’ she will get a shovel and just be like ‘okay let’s go’.
Rat out to the cops: Bran. I mean, is this not what she did, in essence, by immediately telling Edgar that Bran was being shady?
🚦 - be stuck in an elevator with, be stuck in traffic with, be stuck in the apocalypse with. (remus, regulus, bran)
Elevator: Bran. That way Arabella can poke and prod some more to see what she’s up to (something super shady, surely).
Apocalypse: Remus. Listen,, werewolf issue aside, they’re cool. They’re tight. They can kick ass and take names.
Traffic: Regulus. Process of elimination, she would not want to be stuck with him in any of the other two scenarios.
🗳️ - vote for, vote against, run against. (inner circle!)
Vote for: Edgar. He’s very smart and very reasonable (usually). She genuinely admires and likes him a lot.
Vote against: Anyone if need be. If she doesn’t agree with their proposal she’ll vote against it, simple as that. And if it’s just against someone just in general as a person then no one; even the people she doesn’t necessarily agree with can have good ideas.
Run against: Mary. Not expecting to win or anything, just to prove a point to Mary that she can’t just do whatever she wants and that there will be opposition.
🦋 - befriend, adopt, ignore. (sev, kiran, efa)
Befriend: Severus. She’s working on it.
Adopt: Kiran! She’ll bring her all the metal lumps she wants!
Ignore: Efa… bby I’m so sorry it’s just you’re the only one left.
🍪 - make cookies for, make a five-course meal for, burn all their food. (edgar, fabian, maurice)
Cookies: Maurice. Like that mom who comes in while you’re gaming and is like, ‘have some cookies dear’ but change that ‘gaming’ for ‘running a secret radio show’.
Meal: Edgar. They’re going to the theatre which is fancy so a fancy meal is a must.
Burn food: Fabian. Listen, if she opened his fridge and saw that all he had was like, instant noodles and a rotten tomato, she’d burn that and make him a proper meal. (Or more like she’d throw it away because she’s not a drama queen like my other two babies. Babies, as in an insult, not a pet name.)
There was glitter everywhere. Normally Regulus wouldn’t consider this to be a problem, but he had had other plans for the glitter than covering a section of fourth-floor corridor and now there was quite literally glitter everywhere.
“Early Christmas decorations?” he suggested halfheartedly, knowing there was almost no way of avoiding blame for the situation. “The tapestries were looking dull-- it’s really an improvement, when you think about it.”
“Is there a word for ex-soon-to-be-sister-in-law?” Reg asked, kicking up his feet on the coffee table and nearly spilling the glass of wine in his hand. “Or twice over actually-- if you’d married Rabastan, and Bella married Rodolphus, then we’d be.. I don’t know. Is there a word for that either? Are you planning on getting engaged to any of my other relatives?” He stopped for a minute, squinting at the other student. “Are we already related? I don’t even know.”
As you know, this year I will be taking the OWLs. I would like to stay at Hogwarts over the holidays in order to continue to study. Would this be permissible?
-RAB
Regulus,
Don’t be ridiculous. We have a perfectly good library at home.
Regulus was a bit skeptical about being outside on a rainy day like this, but he’d already spent enough time charming his hair to stay in place. It’d be a waste to go back inside now, even if the chill had been reminding him of a question he’d had. “What if I can’t catch the snitch?” he asked, looking at the tiny gold ball with suspicion. “Is there a charm to get it back, or am I stuck buying a new one if it decides to go play in the Forbidden Forest?”
“I like the way you roll;
Honey, you’re made of solid gold”
E: Escape Artist - The Zolas
“My alter-ego, he’s an escape artist;
He’s only happy when he’s under arrest.
Oh how he’s handsome, scheduled to hang for this;
He’s only truly happy at the precipice.”
G: Georgia - Phoebe Bridgers
“He came up through the water without a sound;
With my back to the shoreline, I dreamt that he drowned”
U: Using You - Mars Argo
“I love you and I hate you and I'm losing my mind;
And you tell me all the time that this will pass and that I'm gonna be fine”
L: Leather Jacket (Acoustic) - The Arkells
“You call me up from a pay phone;
And I said, "Who the fuck uses a pay phone?"
U: Unforgiving Girl - Car Seat Headrest
“Well, everyone learns to live with their sins;
But you wear yours like a brand new skin”
