#ma!!!!!

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Cioè, il ct olandese non ha convocato Schuurs

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ma yesterday: my sister and i aren’t really that alike

ma today, crying with laughter at the kitchen sink: did you hear auntie’s story about accidentally sticking her elbow in the dulce de leche jar yesterday? well i just did EXACTLY that

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ma: i’m buying myself rollerblades for mother’s day

me: is that..... so...... is that... you’re buying y o u r s e l f rollerblades for mother’s day?

ma: i want rollerblades and you’re broke. so yes. i’m buying myself rollerblades because i want to congratulate myself on being a mom.

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happy Mother's Day, mi ma brought home creamy peanut butter & when confronted announced that she didn't know or care that there's a difference.... how have your immigrant moms made you suffer this week