cows are automatic

hi i'm ko and i'm 20something and i'm a little guy apologist (heads up that if you ask about skating stuff, it usually takes me a lil while to get to them 👍)

[tofumilanesa]

has anyone done 24 hours of lemons rpf

[avantgarden-er]

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

[summerskies]

can we make ultra trail running rpf a thing

[starrynet]

congratulations to the sharks on nbcs admin

[walk-up-songs]

STORM SURGE IN THE FORTRESS LMAO CANES ARE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT

[neonfretra]

i hope we get PWHL bakersfield next

[minyard-05]

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

[tofumilanesa]

one of the kids today was like "hey coach why can't we skate like [imitates car dealership balloon] :(" and our head coach who has an incredible aptitude for physical comedy on skates started skating around going "who have you ever seen at the olympics skating like THIS [imitates car dealership balloon in a hurricane]" and without missing a beat the kid yelled "😁😁😁 HOCKEY PLAYERS DO 😁😁😁"

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[tofumilanesa]

my favorite thing about hazing is that it serves such a clear purpose that no matter what you do to ban it someone will be back a week later being like soooo whattttt if the hazing was made of papier mache…. can we have papier mache hazing

[tofumilanesa]

my other favorite thing is that papier mache hazing is mostly just making people relive that adhd test they failed in 3rd grade but now it’s in a steakhouse in front of their boss

[tofumilanesa]

third favorite thing about hazing i guess is that its enjoyable 🥹❤️

[tofumilanesa]

my favorite thing about hazing is that it serves such a clear purpose that no matter what you do to ban it someone will be back a week later being like soooo whattttt if the hazing was made of papier mache…. can we have papier mache hazing

[tofumilanesa]

my other favorite thing is that papier mache hazing is mostly just making people relive that adhd test they failed in 3rd grade but now it’s in a steakhouse in front of their boss

[tofumilanesa]

my favorite thing about hazing is that it serves such a clear purpose that no matter what you do to ban it someone will be back a week later being like soooo whattttt if the hazing was made of papier mache…. can we have papier mache hazing

[winningmachine]

it's #EvilCoach season. fwiw the provided reason is one but really you're gauging how they cope with doing something they feel to be pointless and insulting and being watched by figures of authority while they do it. how do they process, express or suppress embarrassment, confusion, shame, frustration? obviously a lot of hockey is having the ability to focus on a task before quitting but it's usually a task they believe in. what happens if they dont believe in the task. probably this specific test reveals nothing very much but it's fun for everyone involved to pretend it does, and the willingness to engage in the shared delusion that it's a meaningful activity is actually itself an important little bit of data.

[saviorified]

what they dont tell you is that if you're a hockey fan for a long enough time you start feeling insane about the new wave of fans who don't know Anything. not in a hockey sense, but in a fandom sense

[saviorified]

we used to talk about owen power and kent johnson. actually we used to talk about michael raffl and scott laughton

[collegefootballplayoffs]

fans complaining about player loyalty is killing me. imagine you switched jobs because you didn't want a doordash driver salary anymore and people on the street started calling you a traitor

[tawnyow-l]

Sometimes a WAG is a bunch of dudes from Winnipeg in a minivan

[tetrisfag]

next PWHL expansion cities

-Edmonton

-Tijuana

-CDMX

-Guadalajara

-Nova Scotia

-Kitchener

-San Diego

-fuck it put one in Zacatecas too