Random future head cannons for Gravity Falls.
(I can’t sleep so I’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem)
Dipper:
- Starts the first ever ddmd club at his high school as well as a Cryptid/ Mystery club (Mabel is the vice president of the club and always plans club events)
- Studies ancient history and journalism in college
- Is 100% a loser trans boy (Mabel always helps him with his t shots)
- Makes journals of his own and tried to publish one (Didn’t go well)
- Meets a really nice girl in college that helps him get out of his comfort zone. She finds Dipper’s work on cryptids very interesting. “She’s the one, Mabel. I know it. She just gets me.”
- Forgets to tie his shoes all the time and is constantly tripping because of it
- Still loves BABBA but also listens to Midwest emo
Mabel:
- Waddles still lives with Mabel and wins the world record for oldest pig alive
- Studies Fashion in college and starts her own alternative clothing business (it’s very successful)
- Stan taught her how to con during the first summer she visited gf and she got really good at it but has refused to use her skills unless someone is being an asshole and “Totally deserved it, Dipper! It’s not my fault he didn’t know how to cheat at poker”
- Listens to bands like lemon demon and will wood after she goes through her boy band phase (she goes back and listens to several timz when she misses Grenada and Candy)
- She and Pacifica have been dating since the beginning of their junior year in high school (they confessed to each other over the summer and are currently doing a long distance thing)
Ford:
- He and Fiddleford hang out after weirdmagedon and manage to rekindle their friendship
- Started a new journal with Stan while they traveled the world on the Stan’o’ war
- Found out that the Cold War ended and he learned about the attack on 9/11 and he found out that gay marriage was legalized all in the same day (had to sit down because he thought he was going to pass out)
- Is slowly learning to forgive himself for “falling for Bill’s tricks” and still has to accept that it wasn’t his fault and that he was manipulated
- His favorite new “technology advancement” is bluetooth
Pacifica:
- Over the years she and her family have drifted apart and Paz has learned to live to be completely independent from her parents
- Works at the dinner with Lazy Susan and has come to see her as a mother figure
- Is actually really good with computers and technology
- She went on a walk on night and ended up at the old Northwest Mansion. She was feeling really homesick and so she walked around the gardens for a while and met Fiddleford. They found out that they have the same passion for computers and bonded of it.
- She made an indie mystery puzzle solving game based loosely on weirdmagedon with the help of Dipper and Fidds
- In a relationship with Mabel and still gets butterflies whenever she’s around
Fiddleford:
- Divorced his raccoon wife (the break up was messy, he doesn’t like to talk about it)
- Invites Tate and his family to live in the mansion with him and they all accept
- He and Tate talk a lot and Fidds apologizes all the time for leaving when Tate was a kid. They mange to figure it out and their relationship is getting stronger
- Teaches Pacifica tons about computer tech and teaches her a little bit of robotics (her first robot blew up and set fire to the south garden of the mansion)
- Relearns banjo and is still one hell of a musician
- Barely remembers dating Stan when they were younger but still has feelings for him, he won’t tell him until later (don’t mind me just spreading my fiddlestan agenda)
Stan:
- Took Ford to go visit Shermie (Shermie hits them both and then hugs them immediately after)
- Has stopped conning people as much as possible and now only does it when absolutely necessary (Normally while on adventures with Ford)
- His favorite band is They Might Be Giants and he and Ford sing their songs together all the time
- Bill still lives in Stan’s mind but has no power he’s just like an annoying little voice in his head (they manage to be “friends” and get along)
- He picked up lace making and is incredibly talented (He originally learned how to knit from Mabel, but didn’t like it as much. She showed him what Lacemaking was and he fell in love with the hobby)
- Has gaps in his memory but has been able to regain most of them
- He and Fidds used to date when he was rebuilding the portal but they don’t talk about it anymore. He has lingering feelings but he won’t ever admit it.
