Joey Hazel @joey-hazell - Tumblr Blog

A papercraft memorial portrait of Cinder, a wonderfully sweet cat. Her most beloved pose was loafing with her legs tucked up underneath her, so that was the requested pose for the piece. I hope I did her cuteness justice!

#cats

Don't forget Step 4: Constrict access to knowledge. Use copyright claims to kill sharing of data. Put everything behing a paywall or a deluge of targeted ads. Bloat every other search/find tool with slop. And track everything.

#ai bs #and step 5 destroy physical copies of scraped information so no one else can have it ever again

movementnudge

Movement nudge!

the-twitchy-life

I LOVE THIS GUY.

All those "spend just 35 minutes doing a bunch of really hard exercises and you'll feel great forever!" videos are really discouraging. I usually end up doing like, 2 minutes of some of his while waiting for my shower to heat up, and ykw?

That's 2 minutes more than I would have done otherwise.

nonbinary-octopus

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

#health #exercise

chuunifox

Autism Representation written by an allistic: My name is John Autism and I like the designated autistic interests

unintentionally autistic character written by the creator who hasn't really thought about whether or not theyre autistic: I wish I could be human like the way everyone else is but I know they can tell I'm not. And I know they're right

#autism

perlukafarinn

One of the rookies on the Centaurs asking the guys on the team for advice on this girl he's been trying to date. He can't tell if she likes him and is just nervous about taking it to the next level, or if she's trying to let him down easy and he hasn't been able to pick up on it.

He doesn't get much useful advice and soon the guys are arguing about how long you can pursue someone before it starts getting pathetic. Holmberg is at one end of the spectrum at two weeks ("We're rich professional athletes, man, we shouldn't have to try that hard.") and Wyatt Hayes is on the other at three months ("Maybe she likes you but just doesn't want the WAG lifestyle. You need to prove to her that you see her as a person with her own goals separate from yours.")

Then someone notices that Ilya, despite his wealth of experience, hasn't chimed in yet and asks, "What do you think, Cap?"

"Two years."

The entire room goes still.

"What?"

"Two years," Ilya repeats, completely unashamed. "Is not pathetic to go for what you want. Not if you think they're worth it."

In sync, every person in the room turns to look at Shane, who's pretending to fiddle with the laces on his skates, looking pink-faced and vaguely pleased.

Finally, Holmberg turns to the rookie. "Okay, I guess two years is fine if it's Shane Hollander. Is your girl Shane Hollander?"

The poor rookie has no response to that. His girl is, indeed, not literally Shane Hollander.

"Man, gay people move different," LaPointe mutters.

"This is not a gay thing," Troy objects. "This is a Rozanov and Hollander thing."

justalittlechocolatemilkshake

Troy being like - I locked down Harris in a matter of months. We are NOT the same.

#heated rivalry

cottagehillsunset

Hayden is invited to one of Bood's barbeques some time down the line. It's a nice evening and the Centaurs are good people. But Hayden can't shake this weird feeling of unfamiliarity all night. And at first he chalks it up to him being at a Bood barbeque the first time, hanging out with a team that isn't his. And so he always ends up looking for Shane in the crowd because that's his best friend, that's his familiar person. Except the feeling doesn't go away as he watches Shane throughout the evening.

Shane is playing with the curls at Ilya's neck. He's laughing at a joke from Luca. He rolls his eyes at a chirp from Ilya who in turn presses an exaggerated kiss to his cheek. He's playing mario kart with Wyatt and Young at some point, all of them yelling and swearing loudly. He's holding Ilya's hand in both of his. He's talking to Harris about going back to the restaurant they went to the other day, you guys want to join us? He's hooking his ankle over Ilya's. He's beaming at Harris as he takes a picture of the couple. He's grinning at something Ilya whispers to him in Russia.

After dinner, Hayden's standing on the patio with a beer in his hand watching as Shane and Ilya chase each other around Bood's yard, a spectacle that is accompanied by loud cheers from the rookies that are watching them. At one point Shane full on tackles Ilya and they end up on the grass laughing and wrestling. Wyatt whoops and shouts "Hollzy Rozy wrestling championship back the fuck on!" joining the rookies, half of them chanting "Rozy" while the other is chanting "Hollzy".

And suddenly the weird feeling takes on a painful shape. Because it's not the team or the house that's causing this deep sense of unfamiliarity. It's seeing Shane, happy and carefree with his boyfriend and his friends in a way that Hayden has never really seen before.

#heated rivalry

huliajelena

how‘s the water?

you‘re in it

yeah, but i want to know how you like it

#heated rivalry

trangoldin

Gamergate did not actually matter at all wrt USAmerican politics or culture and its funny how the meme is being kept alive by people who want to imagine that youtuber drama can change the world

trangoldin

LIKE COVID??? girl a million people died, the global economy tanked, and you are comparing that to a think that Toddintheshadows made a couple tweets about

trangoldin

Like if you want to pick a flashpoint in the first half of the 2010s, the murder of Trayvon Martin and the following shitshow are right there but then the conversation would have to be about deeply embedded racism rather than like, fucking forum lore about video games

trangoldin

#I'd say the beginnings of BLM and colin kapernick kneeling were real cultural turning points#people wanted (and still do!) to kill that guy bc he didn't stand during the stupid national anthem#idk being 14/15 when Micheal Brown was killed and seeing the response to it radicalized me

The actual "how do people not know this" issue here is the fact that so many people seem to think BLM sprouted out of nothing after George Floyd's murder rather than that being the most recent instance of a series of highly publicized police killings starting with Trayvon, extending into Ferguson, and then snowballing into the 2020 uprising that now is so often just dismissed as "Woke 1.0"

#blm

beemovieerotica

most braindead fanbase on planet earth lmao

knight-of-ashes

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

beemovieerotica

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

pocket-deer-belly

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

loth-caatgirl

they'll drive a highway through Stonehenge, but this fictional character is sacrosanct don't you get it?!

anyway, this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

#hp crit

dubiousculturalartifact

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

rosethyme

"Who stabbed you in the eye, Polyphemus?" "Moi! Moi stabbed me!" "He stabbed himself. Sad."

cassettetapecryptid

prev tags from @heydocverdant

cricketcat9

100% would watch

#the muppets #greek mythology

geee13

#art

aint-love-heavy

I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed

dogboysora

What gets me is they posted this *after* looking up the definition. So they know how easy it is to just take five seconds to look up a word you don’t know. And yet instead of going “yay I learned a new word” they still felt the need to complain.