Oh man it’s been quite some time since I’ve watched Transformers G1 and Beast Wars, and I may watch them again as I watched 8 episodes of Beast Wars and in season 2 of G1 on YouTube
So can I have BlackArachnia meeting a human for the first time since I’m a BlackArachnia simp?
This was… unexpected to say the least. Blackarachnia was used to catching big mammals for meals, but they were… native to this time. Seeing a fully formed human of all things in this age was odd. Especially since you seemed to be far more advanced than any other animal on this rock.
She did consider eating you, sure, but something in the back of her mind was nagging her to let you go. She scoffed, but gave in, cutting you down from her webbing then transforming from her spider mode to robot mode so you'd hopefully stop yelling so much.
You didn't.
She scoffed again, rolling her head to the side as you scuttled backwards on your ass trying to put some distance between you and her before jumping up and starting to run.
"Hey! Get back here! I have some questions for you!" She yelled out, transforming again and running after you.
Being chased into the woods by a giant black widow didn't exactly calm you down though. Instead you ducked into some bushes and tried to slow your breathing.
Your body jerks as the bushes get pushed away and you're face to face with the spider.
"Will you calm down!? If I was going to eat you I wouldn't have let you go!"
Your eyes grow big, "Did you… talk?"
"Honestly I'm just as surprised that you're capable of doing anything but scream." She snarks, "But yes. I can talk. And I have to ask… what is a human doing here?"
"I-I don't know. I don't even know where here is…"
"Oh boy…" She sighs, "You're in a time… before humans existed. So, I wanna know how you got here and how you're going back?"
"You and me both then." You shrug.
Blackarachnia shakes her head, "Scrap." She thinks for moment, then heaves an annoyed sigh of defeat, "Well, I know someone who might know something about time travel, so we'll go see him."
"You mean someone who can take me back?!"
"Duh. For an evolved species you aren't very attentive."
You frown.
"Now come on." She says, motioning you out of the bushes. You fet up and follow her as she walks deeper into the forest, "Oh, and when we get there… don't touch anything. And don't answer too many of tall, dark and creepy's questions, alright?"
"A-alright."
Tall, dark and creepy? Creepier than a giant spider? You have slightly bad feeling about this, but the spider lady leading you seems to want to get you back to your own time. She's also right about not letting you go if she wanted to eat you.
You follow her to a cave. Ok. Maybe this wasn't the greatest idea after all. Who knows what's waiting for you in there. Maybe she has eggs about to hatch and she's just leading you to them or something. You gulp and reluctantly follow her into the cave.
Your eyes grow in amazement as you see a bunch of high-tech looking machines and gadgets lining the cave walls. So she wasn't lying about getting you back home at least. Surely one of these machines can do that?
Then, you hear a blood freezing giggle.
You turn around to see a giant… purple and green? Tarantula? It lets out a creepy laugh before shouting, "Tarantulas! Terrorize!" and turning into a weird looking spider robot.
"Bring me home dinner? How kind of you." He says, making some God awful slurping sounds.
"Open your eight eyes Tarantulas, it's a human." She remarks.
"What?!" He rushes over and leans close to you, closer than you'd like, and taps his chin, "Hmmmm. Well, well, isn't this quite the anomaly?" He says reaching out to touch you.
"Hey!" Blackarachnia quickly transforms and puts herself between you two, "I didn't bring the human here just for you to ogle it! If a human is here that means there's a way into Earth's future." She notes, crossing her arms, "And our new little fleshie friend just might be able to… help a certain set of spiders find their way into the future as well." She winks.
Tarantulas lets out a creepy laugh as he rubs his claws together, "I see… yes. That would be very useful."
You look back and forth between the two spiders, confused. Tarantulas turns his attention to you and you look away, not wanting eye contact with this guy.
"Well then, new guest, let's go over a few things over here, like where, or when you came from and how to get you back." He says, placing a claw on your back and ushering you towards some machinery.
You look back at Blackarachnia, who follows and leans on a wall nearby as Tarantulas sits you down and makes an eager face while rubbing his claws together again.
You aren't going to say this was a mistake just yet, but so far, your feelings about this situation are not good.
