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Macarona: Hey you forgot your keys
Emalf: Ummm are you sure?
Macarona: *tilts head* Yeah I'm sure
Emalf: *Nervous* Ahhh okay then... *kisses Macarona*
Macarona: .... *holds out keys*
Emalf: ....OH
slides this in
see I can be productive in my shipping, sometimes.
Imagine Macarona and Emalf dating. Every time the demon does or says something she deems rude or inappropriate, she discreetly slams her heel on his foot. After a while of testing the boundaries, he seems to get the idea of what is and isn’t okay, so they end up getting on alright together... Most of the time.
Emalf: Hey, what do you like to eat?
Macarona: U-Um, I'm good with anything
Emalf: *starts taking off his pants* boy do I got something for you
Emalf: *stares at Macarona for half a second*
Emalf: I swear to my damned life I will protect you and do anything for you and DIE FOR YOU because NOTHING ON THIS EARTH WILL STAIN YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE EXCEPT MY CU-
Macarona: You do realize I can hear you right?
Macarona: *singing*
Emalf: Oh my god you sound like a cow
Macarona: *stops, sad*
Emalf, guilty: Somehow, it got worse
Macarona: But? I? Stopped?
Emalf: ...I like cows
Macarona: *arguing* WHO DO YOU THINK IS SUFFERING THE MOST IN THIS RELATIONSHIP?!
Emalf: THE BED AND THE NEIGHBORS
Emalf: *lying awake in bed* Hey are you asleep yet?
Macarona: Yes
Emalf: Oh okay, I won't bother you then
[two hours later]
Emalf: .....
Emalf: Wait an effin second
