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Am bastard

[eternallovers65]

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

[cipheramnesia]

Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

my anus won’t let me rest

[thehorrorsofgoodwill]

“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”

[bat-tastic]

ok i’m fucking screaming my friend found this on amazon and apparently it’s like a whole niche and

[toxipop]

@sommerrev You and Caitlin need all of these for the kitchen

[sommerrev]

holy shit

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

I want to collect Foodimals

[bogleech]

They’re called “Home Grown” figurines and I used to admire them all the time in whatever stores carried them. You’re all missing some of the very coolest:

[evilsmurfnope-deactivated202001]

@trashfirefallon new cryptids.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I LOVE THEM

[squirreltastic]

Y’all forgot the squirrel 

[unhipwitch]

Just in case y'all couldn’t get enough, Here’s 10 More!

[geniusoflove]

your honor you must understand i was penis delirious

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cats eating corn on the cob.

Via Cats, Beavers & Ducks

[lichen-thr0pe]

[intergalacticboner]

Dear Game Developers,

Make his ass bigger

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

And his tits

[ofcoursethatsathing]

How the f**k am I suppose to type with this shit

link on amazon...

[the-tree-line]

wtf nobody told me there’s a museum exhibit in spain of two t-rexes boning?? 

unrelated but does anyone wanna book a flight to spain w/ me

[the-tree-line]

for some reason, sometimes while i’m in the middle of reblogging something, tumblr will make the resolution of any images in the post super low? and so it turned this into a minecraft style painting

[lipt-97]

sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[content-free]

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[libertineangel]

The only post allowed on Tumblr following both the NSFW and OSHA ban

[givemeureyes]

no note no content post

[sword-and-nightingale]

Exactly what tumblr staff ordered

[penicillium-pusher]

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

[pukicho]

Life would be so much cooler if nipples didn’t exist, smooth, aerodynamic, streamlined. I’m waiting, Zuckerberg.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

everybody shut the fuck up i am going to talk to god about my bowel movements

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

IT’S LIQUID SHIT, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[remade-lmao]

(㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)   Bats…  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)  We’re bats…..   (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

we’re  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)  the  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)  bats…………….    (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

(㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)   we pray at night  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) we stalk at night   (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

we’re……..!    (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ) the……!!  (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)  bats………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M DA BIGGEST BAT THAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES  /＼ ^._.^ ／\