#macaroni.squeeze

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what is up with people making fun of Mike because he’s gained weight? Like??? All i wanna do is bury my face in that holy man chub, our god deserves better

They can’t accept the truth that old chubby guys are sexy and epic

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A request from @her-acid-reign

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Idk about you but I'd ride any era of Mike Patton's thigh in a heartbeat

You’re so smart but I’m a horrible little fruit and I’d make him ride mine instead

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Hhhhggggg mike’s moans and cocksucking jokes and like bruh

Who the fuck told him he could he so submissive and breedable

*slaps him on the noggin* You can fit so much h*m*er*ticism in this dude

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I was listening to Mr Nice guy (OU818) (love that song). And usually I don't care about the moaning mike does BUT FOR SOME REASON ,this time, when it got to the moaning part I imagined mike getting f*cked and got turned on at a TJMaxx.

Also i will never ask as anon I have no shame

Non-disclosed Genitals poppin in the tjmaxx let’s fuckin gooooooo

Also I agree I enjoy that part of the song it makes me kick my legs and twirl my hair

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mike patton moaning hhhhhhhg

I completely agree bestie

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I cream my panties every time I hear Mike speak Italian

Something about this made me just imagine a bowl of like,, creamy pasta??? So thanks for that /lh

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hey! it's the nip anon! remember me? it's been a year- and has my desire to lick the Mike nips subsided? no. it has not.

Thank u for the update!! have a nip