U Mad?
@GalileoGalileiOfficial: glad u like it
@Kepler.Johannes: it’s great. hey @tychobrahe you see @GalileoGalileiOfficial’s new scope? Iss da shit
Galileo puts down his droid and checks gmail on his Macbook air. The logo on the lid has kustom art around it that depicts the apple falling from a tree and hitting someone sitting below in the head. It’s like he predicted Newton’s law but there’s no way. Strange coincidence that he died the same year as Newton was born but really, there’s no way his Macbook art could imitate life-before-we-know-it.
Absolutely not.
“SHIT.” He pops open an email.
FROM: [email protected]
I hope your beard in the frame is as good IRL. Cheers mate, and fuck da RI [Roman Inquisition].
“Nice.” Galileo likes it. “Yeah, fuck ‘em.” He takes his feet off of the desk and hunches over the keyboard.
He right-clicks and copies the photo, pastes it and tweets:
@Kepler.Johannes @tychobrahe Check it
@Kepler.Johannes: LOL!! @tychobrahe U Mad bro?
@tychobrahe replies days later:
@Kepler.Johannes @GalileoGalileiOfficial nah, just busy. c u guys soon. congrats on the painting? thought @Christiano.Banti was all Macchiaioli now??
Galileo confirms a few weeks later after he runs into Christiano.
@GalileoGalileiOfficial apparently @Christiano.Banti took down my painting. You can find him @Macchiaioli.Christiano.Banti now and forever #bandwagon #haterade #comeAtme #traitor