#machinefucking

[andmaybegayer]

[existentialcrisistime]

Thursday afternoon's sidequest: finding the most fuckable engines in the Silverstone museum especially for tumblr <3

[05-02-1983]

dean, fresh in his grief after john's death, lying skin-to-skin with the Impala, humping the seats, getting his mouth over anything that protrudes, crying and drooling over it, going as far deep as he can handle because he needs it inside him, needs it to ground him, his hands wandering all over her, inside and outside and lying against her cool, sleek paint, pressing his face to her curves, turning on the engine just to hear her purr and warm him up, the vibrations alive through his body and making his dick twitch, breathing in deep the scent of her engine and lifeblood, fingers working into her crevices and hoping if he gets deep enough into her he can feel solid again

[andmaybegayer]

I was like there have to be ruby rose/crescent rose fanfics and I'm thrilled to report that not only are there several but most of them are not anthropomorphizing this giant sniper rifle scythe in the slightest.

[05-02-1983]

no my machinefucking kink is not for humanoid robots/androids; i wanna fuck a sleek sports car or a decommissioned fighter jet or the guts of an early macintosh computer or a restored classic car or an 80s pickup rescued from a junkyard or a prototype satellite, you get it?

[pushister]

Elon-

[andmaybegayer]

How can you mention the existence of scythefucking fanfics and yet not provide links for the rest of us to enjoy?

[this is what the refrance]

one sfw fluff one I found in the tag on Tumblr

AO3 tag, mostly nsfw, you'll have to pick out the anthropomorphic ones yourself. There's only like ten total here.

Only read a couple of the AO3 ones but here's the most compelling one so far, best writing style for machinefucking imo (which is extremely distinct from robotfucking)

[strapon-colossal]

machinefucking