Colima: It sucks. We small states get ignored A LOT. We’re also younger than most of the other states because we were created, admitted, and born when México was an independent country. The rest have been here since the colonial era. If you think I’m exaggerating, let me tell you how bad it is. Aguascalientes, she may be recognized a bit more these days from the increase in industry but she’s normally confused for a city. Tlaxcala, poor thing. Some forget she exists completely. Morelos, he is normally forgotten because of his oh soooo NOT amazing sister’s popularity. There’s also Hidalgo and Nayarit but they don’t seem to care. Jaja. Traitors. Then me. Ugh. I’m wedged between Jalisco and Michoacán. Both popular and larger states. Especially Jalisco. eVERYONE LOVES HER SOOO MUCH BECAUSE SO MUCH STUFF FROM MEXICAN CULTURE COMES FROM HER! WELL GUESS WHAT?! I HAVE MONEY TOO! HELL, I HAVE BETTER STANDARDS OF LIVING AND LOWER UNEMPLOYMENT RATES THAN THAT FRESA-ACCENT, OVERLY FLIRTATIOUS, EGOTISTICAL, AND OVERRATED PUTA EVER WILL!!! BUT- Aguascalientes: *covers Colima’s mouth* Nicole, amiga mía (my friend). I know it’s frustrating but at this rate, vas a quedar más jodida que Chihuahua. Colima: e-e Hmph.