a/n: prompt from @liquidflyer; warner is autistic because i said so <3
“it’s just rain!” you laughed, spinning in a circle as your boyfriend hunched his shoulders uncomfortably. “it won’t kill you.”
aaron scoffed. “i know it won’t kill me, love. i just don’t like it.”
“why not?” you asked, pouting. “scared your pretty clothes’ll get all messed up?” you were just teasing, but you could tell you were right from the embarrassed look on aaron’s face. “aaron.” you marched toward him. “just have fun with me. your clothes will be fine—it’s just water. i need this,” you added quietly.
aaron’s expression softened. “okay,” he relented, voice gentle and quiet.
“besides,”—you smirked—“our clothes’ll be all wet and we’ll have to take them off.” you eyed him innocently. “you’d like that, wouldn’t you, aaron?”
he flushed, just slightly, and you tried not to seem too pleased with yourself—not that it would make a difference with aaron’s energy. he was constantly making you flustered; it felt good to turn the tables. “yes,” he mumbled, and you grinned.
“c’mon.” you grabbed his hand and pulled him over to a puddle. “jump!”
he raised an eyebrow. “jump?”
“mhm!” you nodded earnestly. “it makes the water splash all around you! it’s super fun.”
“no offense, love, but that does not sound like very much fun to me. it sounds like voluntarily soiling your clothing.”
“aaron!” you whined, shaking his arms.
“all right, all right!” he sighed.
“okay. one… two… three!” you jumped, rising high up in the air and bringing a splash of muddy water flying up in your wake. aaron hopped weakly in place, barely rising five inches. “that was pathetic,” you deadpanned.
“you’ve gotten mud on my clothes!” he said in reply.
you rolled your eyes. “they’ll wash, princess.” he pouted, an endlessly amusing expression to see on his face. “okay, okay, no more jumping.” aaron looked incredibly relieved. “i wanna do something else.”
“what, love?” he seemed nervous.
you twisted your lip, mildly embarrassed. “it’s a bit stupid…”
“come on, sweetheart, what is it that you want to do?” he asked softly. “you know i won’t judge you.”
a smile bloomed across your face. gosh, you loved him. you loved him even more when he called you sweetheart. “i wanna kiss in the rain,” you told him. “like in those old movies from before the reestablishment took over. it seems fun, or romantic, or something; i don’t know. i just wanna try it.”
aaron gave you a small smile. “okay. that’s not stupid, love. it sounds significantly more enjoyable than getting mud on my clothes.”
your already large smile exploded into a grin. “yay!!” you did a little jig to celebrate, and aaron laughed at you, but not unkindly. “okay, um, so—”
aaron cut you off, grabbing your face in his hands and pressing his lips to yours in a passionate kiss. rain dripped into your slightly open mouths as your bodies grew closer and closer to each other. he lifted you up with ease, not disconnecting his mouth from yours for a second as you wrapped your legs around his torso.
you were breathless when you broke apart, staring at aaron with wide eyes. “i—”
“was that sufficient?” he asked before you could finish, brow furrowed in genuine concern. “did it live up to your expectations?”
“yes,” you replied, hardly breathing. “that was—that was—um, yes, it was sufficient.”
aaron nodded. “good. i quite enjoyed it as well.”
a grin broke out on your face. “good.”
“do you want to do it again?” he asked.
you shook your head. “nah. i have something else in mind.” you tugged at his shirt and he picked up on the hint, eyes wide.
“okay.” now he was breathless. he repositioned you in his arms so he was carrying you bridal-style and ran inside, rain flying off his suit and splashing up the from the ground.
wednesday x reader request/prompt: you bury/hide/get rid of a body together <3
sy u concern me sometimes😭😭 /lh /aff
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🪦anything for you🪦
word count: 297
warnings: DARK, murder, death, semi-graphic but not really
“is he dead?” you asked apathetically, glancing at wednesday.
your girlfriend nodded once, still staring at the mangled body on the ground.
you sighed. “what did he do?”
she looked up at you. “he insulted you,” she said simply.
that shouldn’t have given you butterflies. it did anyway.
you looked back at the body and twisted your lips. “need help taking care of it?”
wednesday grinned—which was more like the smallest of smiles on her—in spite of herself and nodded again.
you bit your lip and tilted your head slightly to the right. “okay. help me get him to the woods.”
she grabbed his legs—or what used to be his legs; they were so brutally broken and bloodied you could hardly even tell what they once were—while you grabbed the upper half of him and the two of you hoisted him up and carried him into the forest a few feet away from you. neither of you had shovels or anything else to dig with so you kneeled in the dirt and started clawing in the mud with your hands.
it took at least half an hour and some significantly bloodied nails, but eventually you’d created a hole big enough for the body. the two of you dumped him unceremoniously inside and threw the dirt back on top.
“there,” you sighed, leaning back in exhaustion. “good?”
wednesday examined your handiwork and nodded, content. “yes.” she looked at you. “thank you.”
“of course.” you inched closer to her and gently caressed some dried blood off her cheek with your thumb. she shut her eyes. “i’d do anything for you.”
her eyes snapped open. “would you kill someone for me?”
you hesitated, momentarily searching your heart for the answer. “yes,” you concluded. “after all, you did so for me.”
nina zenik x (implied) fem!reader (r has long hair & nina calls her pretty and i wrote this with the intention of the reader being fem but like. u could read it & imagine any gender probably skdjsk)
word count: 408
warnings: uhhh none i think? wait no nina mentions food in her head like once
Nina thought you looked like an angel in your sleep. She didn’t know how you did it—she splayed out like a starfish and snored with her mouth gaping open, all the sex appeal she had in her waking moments lost to the night. You curled up on your side daintily, hair spread-out around your head like a halo, body pressed against hers all soft and smooth. Saints, you were perfect.
It wasn’t often Nina woke up before you, but she savored the times she did like a home-cooked meal, gazing at the way the sun shone on your face through the window in total silence, just admiring your soft, feminine beauty. She loved you more than anything, and it scared her sometimes, but it was worth it for you to love her back the way you did, all softness and devotion and quiet intensity.
You murmured in your sleep and she stroked your hair to soothe you—ineffectively. Your eyes hazily opened and you blinked a few times before grinning at her. “Morning.” You leaned over to press your lips to hers, soft and slow and lazy like the sunlight. Nina drank you in, moving gently against you with fingers in your hair, kissing away your just-awoken grogginess.
“Morning,” she replied when you broke apart. “You slept late today.”
“Did I?” You leaned against her.
“Mhm.” She wrapped her arm around your body. “It’s already twelve.”
“Oh my.”
“Yeah. Kaz has been working you to death, though; you needed it.”
You didn’t argue, much to her delighted surprise, just hummed and nuzzled your face into the crook of her neck. “You smell good,” you mumbled.
“Do I?” Her grin was audible.
“Mhm. Like roses.”
“I think you’re delirious.”
“Maybe.” You kissed the spot of skin below her ear. “You still smell good.”
She laughed and rolled over so she could face you. “Hi.”
You bit your lip to suppress a grin, flushing. “Hi.”
“You’re so pretty,” she said, twining a strand of your hair around her finger.
“Not like you,” you replied, eyes locked into hers.
“You’re prettier.”
You shook your head but she ignored you, leaning in to kiss the corner of your mouth, your cheeks, your nose, your lips.
“I love you,” she whispered, tracing the curve of your jawline with her thumb.
“I love you too,” you whispered back, then leaned in to kiss her again.
a/n: this is like my first time writing smut so please be nice!! also this was requested by @goosetheluce <3
mary’s room was the colour of cherries. dark, crimson, seductive, mary. lily couldn’t breathe.
she was laid out on silk sheets—white-gold like honey mead—with mary hovering above her. the sheets were cold on her hot, bare skin, and she trembled as mary’s eyes raked over her.
“you’re so fucking beautiful,” she murmured, staring into lily’s eyes. lily whimpered and mary’s expression darkened. “i want to ruin you.”
her lips devoured lily’s at last, and lily fell instantly to pieces.
lily would never make it to heaven. she didn’t care. this, this right here—nothing could be better than it. nothing could be better than mary’s soft sweet lips moving passionately against hers; her cherry-flavoured tongue inside lily’s mouth. nothing could be better than mary’s hands on her breasts, on her sides, on her waist. nothing could be better than mary’s lips trailing down her body, painting her red and purple and blue. nothing could be better than mary’s tongue striping up her soaked pussy, eliciting moans and trembles and pleas for more.
“shit, lily, you taste so good,” mary moaned. “like peaches, i swear.”
lily tried to laugh, but she was so overtaken with pleasure it sounded pained. “m-mary—“ she begged.
“i know, darling, i know.” mary pressed a kiss to lily’s clit and lily moaned, loudly. mary licked up her juices before inserting her tongue in lily’s slit. lily screamed out in pleasure.
mary’s motions were fluid, gentle, passionate. lily felt like she was floating, like the world had drifted away and all that was left was her, mary, and sweet, sweet pleasure.
“more, mary, more, please!” lily gasped out.
“patience, sweet girl, ‘m gonna make you feel good.” she pressed a quick, gentle kiss to lily’s inner thigh before returning to her work.
“okay, baby, hold on.” mary removed herself from lily’s cunt and lily whined in protest. “hold on, m’love.” she leaned up and kissed lily softly, slowly, transporting the juices from lily’s heat into lily’s mouth. “you taste good, don’t you, darling?” she said sweetly.
lily shook her head, not in objection, but in desperation for mary to go back to her cunt.
mary chuckled and kissed her forehead. “okay, honey, here we go.” she moved back down to lily’s lower region and slipped her tongue back into her pussy.
lily groaned out, grabbing onto mary’s hair and pulling as she shook. mary went faster this time, tongue pointed and moving intricately inside her; lily felt herself near blacking out from the pleasure.
“oh, f-fuck, mary, i’m so c-close,” she managed.
mary went harder. lily moaned and screamed and shouted her name until she couldn’t any longer, reduced to a whimpering sweaty mess on the silk sheets.
mary pulled out and sighed, licking her lips. she crawled up beside her girlfriend and gently brushed away the hair sticking to her face. “you okay, my love?” she asked, kissing her forehead.
“mhm,” lily hummed, clearly exhausted from the overstimulation. “y’make me feel so good.”
mary smiled. “i’m glad. you wanna take a nap now?”
lily nodded sleepily, cuddling into her. “love you, mary.”
mary kissed the top of her head. “love you too, lily.”
ok so i kinda felt like doing smth cute and fun for christmas so… here goes!! i’m taking inspiration from @puppy-coded’s cute lil christmas event so thank u for inspiring me athena!!
i’m gonna post a fic a day from tomorrow up until christmas—there’s a prompt for each day and you may request one character for each prompt until they’re all filled up!! feel free to add as much or as little to the prompts as you want—you can come up with a whole plot for the fic or just request the prompt with no other specifications. i will link the fics here as they’re written :) merry christmas; i hope you enjoy my extravaganza!!