🍻 “have you ever told a lie that helped someone?”
All the time. Haven’t you? It’s the truest act of love.
Here’s the thing about lies, kid. They’re easier to track if they aren’t lies at all. Or if they’re not yours. It depends. Either way, the less you say, the more they make up, and the less you have to remember.
And that is how you run a criminal empire at 25.
I need to ask Elio to take me home now, thank you.














