Hashirama Itachi Orochimaru Hanzo
i’d fuck hashirama because let’s be honest we’ve all wanted to know what that felt like and i’m willing to be the first to let yall know
i’d marry itachi THIS IS A GIVEN
i’d get drunk with orochimaru so i can kill his irrelevant ass off because he’s supposed to be dead already without him knowing it was me because he’d be too drunk
and i’d kill off hanzo because i forgot he was even a naruto character so he doesn’t affect me in any way













