[not back]

Do not

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

[jncos]

Cobra venom isn’t poisonous. People just get freaked out when they get bitten by cobras and let their negative emotions do the poisoning for them. I’ve been bitten by dozens of serpents over the last fortnight and due to my positive attitude I am healthier than I have ever been in years.

[nidaimesenju]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the goats with big horns that smash their heads togehter… they’ve got it figured out

[nidaimesenju]

Ah yes my sidekick Tiny Doughboy!

Most certainly not. Just absolutely abysmal. Entirely inconceivable.

[nidaimesenju]

Count me unsurprised that you Senji have created an incredibly mundane system for something meant to be fun. However now I have wonderful possible combinations. Doughboy Ytobirama. Tiny Senju. Disgusting Doughboy. Perfect. I don't suppose your horrible naming system works for Uchiha.

No. They do not cross-apply, nor can they be applied to Uchiha for that would be both an affront and dessication to our traditions.

Similarly, I do not feel it necessary to apply an entirely made up system as justification to refer to you as a tiny screaming man. That’s just a given.

[nidaimesenju]

For once, I will admit to being a fool. Obviously, Tiny Doughboy is infinitely better and you can not deny it's usage as your name now.

Self-Acknowledged Fool...

Just, allowing that a moment to sit.

... Now then, being that as it is, it’s understandable that you would know not of the entirely official and legitimate Alternative Formal Clan Name system that we have in place. One devised from a number of complicated numerical, and astral calculations, seasons, other natural events, etc.

Mine in that context being... Ytobirama Senjug.

[nidaimesenju]

Tiny Meatball. There it is, the best name for you has been found.

Fool that you are, it indeed appears that Pudgy Nugget has not read the specified criteria correctly.

[anactualfrog]

Find your funky toad name!!! 

[nakedbrownie]

the raw energy of this scene can’t be conveyed through a gifset

[kinghelmsley]

tales of the gym with greg.

[thefuzzydave]

so much smol

[semprejogabonito]

Who the fuck are you? Snow White?

[healthy-punk]

5:20pm

[datafarmer-deactivated20180714]

[nidaimesenju]

Not quite. You did give him the damn thing knowing how he is. Alliance or no, it's hardly safe for him to parade around in it. A fact perhaps you can aid me in reminding him? Hm?

Did you, perhaps, explain... why it might be such a suboptimal decision?

And if so I’d sincerely doubt the effectiveness of myself repeating it.

[nidaimesenju]

You do realize he's wearing your gift. With the Senju crest. Around my camp.

/There seems to be a lengthy period of internal discussion accompanied by an illustrative, by his standards, face journey./

... I recommended that the crest at least be covered.

And therefore I am absolved.

[catchymemes]