#madcom rat

[sad-boy-hank]

Sewer Gays but its vines

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Eli: I love you bitch :)

Reader: Oh my god.

Eli: And I ain't NEVER gonna stop lovin' you, bitch!

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Rat: Hey, my name is Rat, I got a basketball game tomorooooow

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Reader: This bitch called me ugly, I said "Bitch where?" She says "Underneath all that makeup." I said "BITCH WHERE?"

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Rat: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!

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Reader: Me and Rat are going to the Mall later :)

Eli: It's "Rat and I"

Reader: Who does this bitch- Rat and I will END you if you correct me again.

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Eli: You wanna know why I keep showing up at your house? I'll tell you!

Reader: You've been showing up at my-

Eli: I want you to FUCK ME, READER! FUCK ME!

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Rat: Hey, do you wanna go out to eat?

Eli: No.

Rat: You're right. Why would we go out to eat when we have-

Rat and Eli: Canned soup!

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Eli: When... it snows a lot-

Reader: Oh my god I hate you

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i think he can digging in the ground for tubers

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Crackpot: Hugs and kisses for reader! Hugs and kisses for reader :D!!!”

Reader: Do Not Interact With Me In Any Capacity

Poor Rat on the sidelines: ????

Rat: WHY??? ARE YOU TOUCHING MY FRIEND???? WITHOUT ASKING????????

Crackpot: *sweats nervously* uH, you sEE-

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Blaze is the least chaotic bucket would actively try to kill rat and ghost would just chase him around

rat is willing to throw hands if someone actively attacks him

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How is Rat with physical touch? Adverse? Starved? Neither? Very touchy and when he’s alone he gets nervous? Adverse and starved so it’s a nightmare for him? Only from certain people is okay? Certain people bad?

Rat gets a bit messy with touch. Like, he loves it, but it's a thing reserved for partners or lovers! Don't get him wrong, he adores Reader, but not in That Way. He gets a huge mix of feelings in his stomach when Reader asks to hold his hand, but doesn't treat him any different than ever.

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Well now I started thinking about Rat and turns out I do have a few questions.

Does Rat have other hobbies than candle making? Would he enjoy using surface stuff to make candles rather than being limited to crayons? He could even add scents other than street dandelions.

Would he learn any hobbies from the surface while with reader? Does anything catch his eye?

Also how does Rat feel about seeing people on the surface interact compared to the cult? Like freely touching each other and stuff. Anything interest him or shock him?

He would be amazed at everything. You can make wax out of things other than crayons? you can infuse other scents? YOU PEOPLE HOLD HANDS WHEN YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS?

Hed absolutely wanna try EVERYTHING.

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Reader at Rat: You are baby

Rat: I’M 18!

Reader, who’s a reincarnated higher power: BABY

Reader: I mean, compared to me.

Rat: But you look only 27!

Reader, who has eons upon eons of their existence behind them: ahaha, yeah, ig so

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I imagine during the several days Rat is gone with reader they go home but they can’t just leave Rat outside, he’s already a nervous mess. Like they invite him inside and stuff. Would he accept the offer? Or would he need more convincing? Would he take the offer at all?

He'd be shook!!! You wanna let HIM inside? Rat, the humble candlemaker??????