here’s my dumb idiot bf’s ratings of all the haikyuu characters he remembered 🤠
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basically this is how hot he thinks they are “at face value” — idk what that’s supposed to mean
i think he wanted to rank them based off looks alone and not bring in their personality or his “personal feelings” towards them into it
spoiler: he did anyway lmao
* the pink text is me just commenting
i think that’s all that’s important... anyway enjoy 💞
hinata— 6.5 “he’s baby cute”
kageyama— 8 [he’s literally a kageyama stan]
tsukki — 2.5 “4 without the goggles” [he absolutely despises tsukki & nothing i say will change his mind 🤧]
* track kiyoko — 10 “they could make a whole anime on track kiyoko and i’d watch it forever” [me 2 bitch tf]
saeko— 8.5 “too much like tanaka”. [literally what does that mean?]
* oikawa plaid shorts — 2
* “thicckawa” — 9 “he gon make me act up” [looked this up on his own. i did not have a single say in this, but i cried lmao]
makki — 3 “they really nailed the number on that one” [this one made me so sad omg]
kyoutani — 3 “who’s that? oh.. mad dog”
kenma — 7.5 [idk y he gave him such a low rating when he’s lit a kenma fanboy]
nekomata — 7.5 “as an old man” [for the record, he pulled up nekomata on his own to rate him so this was not my doing]
shirabu— “doesn’t even deserve a rank”
bokuto — 9 “i like his hair a lot” [he KNOW😤😤😤]
akaashi — 6.5 [i fussed at him for this one ngl]
daishou — “does not deserve a rank. i hate his face and his voice. he reminds me of sinatra from san francisco shock.”
sakusa — 3.5 [IDK OK I THINK OMI HURT HIS FEELINGS OR SUM BC LIKE WHY SO LOW?????]
atsumu — 4 [after getting this far, i wasn’t surprised that he has awful taste (for the most part)]
osamu — 3.5 [like, u have horrid taste, and for what exactly sir?? what do u gain from it?]
suna — 3 [pretty sure we fist fought over this one (not actually, but he’s testin me)]
aran — 5 “they did him dirty” [uhh... ok?😀]
* time skip aran — 8.5 calls him “glow up aran”
hiugami — 4.5 “he looks like a pussy” [hi, yes, how do u return bf? i think mine’s missing a brain]
hoshiumi — 7 “looks like a cooler hinata”
he thinks bokuto is the hottest guy with oikawa in a close 2nd place (i’m proud)
LOVES kiyoko (as he should)
HATES shirabu, tsukki, and daishou
overall: he has ok taste in 2d men ig, but i would like to murk his ass for a few of these ranks 😤
