#madeupquotes

[huutavasohvasammakko]

“If you sell your soul to the devil you’re halfway home.” - me, probably I don’t know I don’t know everyone I’m a shy person.

[haphapner]

Einstein Funnies

You know how Albert Einstein used to introduce his first wife? … “The only person in the world who knows more than me”. 

Man, he used to love to do that. I guess they weren't getting along or was he serious? Hmmm.

[mnkyking]

'Fear God and stay off the road come nightfall, for the dead travel fast-and dawn is far away.' #vampire #pencildrawing #sketchbook #sketch #nathandrawsdaily #monster #celerity #madeupquotes #nosferatu

[nothingtolearnhere-blog]

"Everything you need in life is sold at Target or Trader Joe's" -anonymous

[nothingtolearnhere-blog]

"Every time I travel to a new city, I make sure to stay in a downtown hotel at least 15 stories up. That way, when I pull back the curtain and look out over the

How to increase confidence when visiting a new city

[calebdelon]

Movement is life

Me

It’s a whole lot nicer to be passing lessons than it is to be stuck on Lesson 1.

[s-i-m-p-l-y-b-l-i-s-s]

If you don’t know me by now I wear a lot of dark colours and no that doesn’t mean I’m goth or whatever the fuck people put you as, the colour suits me so kindly fuck off!

[pinlunix]

“The facts are now. The truth is the future.” —Victoria L. (Me)