#madhard

[gotitdonegal]

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[coreywys]

I'm finally tan again! #tan #bronzegod #jerseytan #gtl #madtan #madhard #boyswithtattoos #scruff #gay #gayboy

[abetterplaceabettertime22]

"So don't go worrying about me...it's not like I think about you constantly."

[xsv-blog]

Dub P working #madhard. @warpar #itsmyjob #jah #rightbythebeach #booooy

[creepypeeper]

KILLA KELLING

UR BOY SEAN KELLING JUST TERNT PRO BUY A DILDO

"can't wait to try out sean's new dong" - jessie van roechoudt "why the fuck sean kelling got a pro model dildo?" - javier nunez "is he mexican" - dave grohl, assistant manager at danny way's sporting goods in carlsbad "i agree with jessie" - mikey taylor

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We at Fabo Dist. sent out invitations to several riders from other companies to visit our warehouse and sample the Killa Kelling. The only ones that responded were Daddy Reem Kareem Campbell, Tha Lix, Peyton Manning, Forrest Currvy, Aaron Meza, and Terry Kennedy. The only ones that showed up were Tha Lix and Forrest aka F.O.R.E. the lispy mongrel. Here is what he had to say... F.O.R.E.: Sorry I'm late. Been really busy putting the finishing touches to my album. Fabo Management: You make music? F.O.R.E.: Yeah, you never heard of The Swollen Adenoids? It's basically me, Chad Dickson, and Pitbull. Fabo Management: We never took you for a rapper. F.O.R.E.: Who said anything about rap? We are a tribe called folk band. Fabo Management: ..., anywho, how are your levels doggie? F.O.R.E.: I had a chai earlier. I dunno man. What levels you speak of? Fabo Management: Those levels you reach that peak out at peak time someplace somewhere, be it seinfeld, be it fabo. F.O.R.E.: I had a chai earlier. Fabo Management: What do you think of Kelling's pro model? F.O.R.E.: Slides real nice. I had Felix lube me up in the bathroom. Was that a portrait of Lavar Mcbride in the bathroom? Fabo Management: Yeah, he lived here for a bit, before heading back out to San Francisco. F.O.R.E.: Why was he naked? Fabo Management: He needed to be naked in the warehouse. We gave him his space. Nobody seemed bothered by it. F.O.R.E.: Sick, it totally helped set the vibe. Staring at his emotionless face got me #MADHARD. Felix held the back of my neck, and pumped that Kelling a littler harder. Dude has a good grip. I was pretty stoked. Tear free seshy with Tha Lix. Tight. Fabo Management: We're glad you like it. The dong is yours.

photo taken post-dong tryout

Forrest left, but not without asking us to plug his new smugglin video, F.O.R.E. and Friends. Tha Lix also tried out the new product, but he didn't have much to say. He seemed confused. Tha Lix: I need a shower man. Fabo Management: What bandana are you rocking today Lix? Tha Lix: I got a dark blue one, and went to Big Daddy Reem's bachelor party at Wordyaheards. Big mistake.

...and so our two dong recipients left our warehouse for the unfabo world they call the industry. Killa Kelling pro model in stores now. #THANKYOUNAKEDLAVAR #MADHARD #ICYHOT #ABFAB #>> #ROOKIESKATEBOARDSNYC

[dogsmokingweed-blog]

What you want me to put up a basket ball hoop , get a weight bench , teach Scrappy how to bark , and put a big ass chain on him and make him look hard ?

Hard Henny Howard