6. “What, you think you can fuck me better?” / O. Stripper/Porn Star AU
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Vanessa loved her job, despite the connotations that came with it. The club she worked at was a bit notorious - it was one of the few fully nude clubs that served alcohol. Possibly a dangerous combination, but the security guards they had were the best in the business. But the main reason she loved her job was the fact that she had two hot, blonde coworkers that were definitely interested in her.
“Don’t tell me you’ve already started hooking up with her,” Brooke Lynn remarked when she saw Vanessa leave Kameron’s dressing room with a smirk.
Vanessa quirked her brow. “What, you think you can fuck me better?”
Brooke scoffed and tossed her hair off her shoulder. “As if that’s even a question.”
“Well, what’s the answer, then?” Kameron chimed in as she left her dressing room as well, coming up behind Vanessa and wrapping her arms around the smaller girl’s waist.
“Wouldn’t you like to know?” Brooke retorted, stepping closer to the two of them, effectively sandwiching Vanessa in between - not that she would’ve even dreamed of complaining about that position.
In fact, Vanessa chimed in with “I actually would like to know. But, you know, I’d have to compare side by side, so it’s fair and shit.” It wasn’t the most subtle attempt at organizing a threesome, but she had never been subtle in her life, and wasn’t about to start now.
Not that Brooke or Kameron seemed to mind, in fact, they both seemed amused at the quintessential Vanjie bluntness. “I mean, I’m down,” Brooke shrugged.
“Me too,” Kameron nodded, then chuckled softly at Vanessa’s look of utter delight. “Do you think you can wait until the end of our shift?” she teased.
Vanessa pouted, but nodded nonetheless. “Fine, but y’all better make it worth the wait.”
Brooke scoffed playfully. “As if either of us even have the capacity to do anything less. Just behave, Vanjie, and we’ll make sure you’re rewarded,” she winked.
And that was good enough for Vanessa, who nodded eagerly and went to her dressing room to change. This was about to be the longest damn shift of her life, but she was going to get that gold at the end of the rainbow.
2. How do they wake up next to each other? Ex - Tangled in each other’s arms? Is one falling off the bed?
vanessa latches onto kameron regardless of which way she’s facing. she will end up clinging to her for dear life and kameron has to choose between accepting her fate and going back to sleep or prying her off
4. Who picks something up, says a pun with the object then laughs as if it’s the funniest thing they ever heard?
kameron is always making a pun, but vanessa encourages it. they sometimes try to out-pun each other. everyone around them is exhausted
9. When their partner has a bad day, what is something the other picks up to try and make their day a little better? Ex - Fast food, flowers, a punny card, etc.
vanessa knows that kameron can be very easily cheered up with food. she might try to resist if she’s on a health kick, but she stress eats and vanessa knows her favorites. vanessa thrives on physical affection so kam will give her a shoulder rub or cuddle, which usually does the trick
14. Who accidentally snorts when they laugh and that makes both of them laugh harder?
kameron, vanessa teases her about it sometimes, but most of the time they just lose their shit completely
