#madness commercialization

[c-sanctionare-art-manufuktory]

C. Sanctionare™ wishes you a Merry Flu Season!

[mindofa-madman]

RP Starter: The Crash

Well, this is interesting.

You were walking down an empty dirt road one afternoon, when you discovered this.

There wasn't a railway around for miles, and yet here it was, an entire train, plowed into the earth, damaged and smoking. You have no idea how it got there.

The locomotive was caked with dirt and debris, the leading edge crumpled and dented. The motor was still running.

Many of the passenger car’s windows were smashed out, some of the cars themselves tilting at precarious angles.

What will you do?

[mindofa-madman]

M.A.S.S Technical Specificatory: Pwnage Transporter "A.S.S"

Untested and shaky, the "Ambulatory Sidestep Synagogue" line of External Combustion-Driven Pwnage Transporters are an unproven design, built to replace the aging "IMPROBABILITY" series locomotive, which, up to this point, was Nevada's only form of rail transportation, promptly destroyed in an improbable event.