M.A.S.S Technical Specificatory: Pwnage Transporter "A.S.S"
Untested and shaky, the "Ambulatory Sidestep Synagogue" line of External Combustion-Driven Pwnage Transporters are an unproven design, built to replace the aging "IMPROBABILITY" series locomotive, which, up to this point, was Nevada's only form of rail transportation, promptly destroyed in an improbable event.









