#madpost

[rainbowresurrection]

Ok ok I'm getting angee now. What makes me maddest of all I think is that they recycled the queer-coded handholding scene from 1979 as a queer bait scene in 2024 and they expect me to clap

[15slop]

NO

[maddymaemusic]

[maddymaemusic]

"If you're going to love someone, please fall in love with an artist. On your darkest days, they will find beauty the in the curls of your hair"

[archosaur-automaton]

Redwall thoughts

The Redwall series of books use the word "pong" frequently or the insult "pongo" and apparently this is a Britishism for something smelling bad, which US readers would have no context for and I'm still frustrated about it

Also, in the eponymous first book, Clooney is described as being /potentially/ a "Portuguese rat" but neither Portugal, nor any human civilization, are shown to exist.

And furthermore, Clooney also enters the greater

Mossdeep area on a horse drawn carriage carrying 500+ rats. This indicates that the proportional size is rats to horses is likely equivalent to that of the real world, but the existence of horses is never brought up again, despite the events being canon. Where are the horses of the world? We have Deepcoilers and eel monsters and actual prophetic magic (the secret prophecy room in Salamandastron, anyone??) but can't have horses? Brian Jacques explain yourself

In conclusion, Redwall is the best, it's so good, and I hate it

[maddymaemusic]

"I am not sugar and

spice and everything nice.

I am music, I am art.

I am a story. I am a

church bell, gonging out wrongs

and rights and normal nights.

I was a baby. I am a child. I will

be a mother. I don’t mind being

considered beautiful, I do not

allow that to be my

definition. I am a rich

pie strong with knowledge. I

will not be eaten."

The True Feminine, 2017

[maddymaemusic]

cole slaw cole slaw cole slaw cole slaw

[maddymaemusic]

why he so little