#madsrambles

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QUAD CHART

behold, the quad chart of BoB men (no i will not take criticism on this)

ranking from pookie - babygirl - whore (affectionate) - wife

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EASY COMPANY AS TEXT POSTS/TWEETS

a collection of tweets and text posts i found that i thought BoB characters related to :)

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EASY COMPANY MEN MENACE VS DISASTER RANKING

here’s a little something while i work on the next hiraeth chapter :))

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EASY MEN VS GINGERBREAD

easy men and how they eat gingerbread men - will not argue because i’m not wrong :)

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5 DOWNLOADED PHOTOS THAT DESCRIBE ME

tagged by @the-cinnamontography-is-amazing <3 tyyyy

dug out my screenshots for this 🙂‍↕️ (and yes i got my bachelors a couple weeks ago!!!!)

NON PRESSURE TAGS: @mads-nixon @malarkgirlypop @liptonsbabe @thanksbutno98 @bucky32557038ww2

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EASY MEN AS QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS

quotes taken straight from my quote book, except i assign the easy men as some of the quotes

Dick Winters: i like the thrill of premarital eye contact though

Lewis Nixon: you white mans whore

Carwood Lipton: macarena through the pain

Ronald Spiers: i love war crimes

Harry Welsh: someone messaged me and said “when i think about you i think about weasels”

Joe Liebgott: i love milfs, they have a special place in my heart

Joe Toye: i’m going to grind ur kneecaps into a powder and snort it of a homeless mans ass

Bill Guarnere: i would 100% throw hands with a toddler

George Luz: i don’t have a brain

Skip Muck: that’s not very fergalicious

Don Malarkey: bitch ass gangly ranga

Frank Perconte: yeah and what about it, i’ll bite you, chomp chomp bitch

Babe Heffron: do you guys ever look at rocks and think “i really wanna eat that” or is it just me, like some rocks just look good to eat

Bull Randleman: wait i thought south america was florida? what do you mean brazil is in south america isn’t it in like europe

Skinny Sisk: are ponies real?

David Webster: state of denial? i’ve never been to egypt though

Shifty Powers: when people talk about how they have a baby ,,they preach they’ve done the funky,,, congrats ur not a virgin

Johnny Martin: let me read your palm… yep it’s says you’re a dumb bitch

Chuck Grant: ur the pee to my pants

Floyd Talbert: like what DO you say after sex? do you just fall asleep NAKED?!

Eugene Roe: looks like a bitch is depressed, it’s me, im bitch

Pat Christensen: can’t believe i almost called Jesus a dilf

Buck Compton: ass so fat it cause mass genocide

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BAND OF BROTHERS QUAD CHART PT 2

Wrap them in a warm blanket - malewife - pookie - i want to gut punch them (affectionate)

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THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @malarkgirlypop literally missed you so much, and i’m sorry for falling off the face of the earth these last months, my life is one big ao3 author curse 🫠

LIFE UPDATE GAME:

🎧last song

Let there be rock - AC/DC

🖍️favourite colour

blue, love a baby blue or a royal blue

📚last book

good girl, bad blood

🎥last movie

race (the movie about jesse owens, I do love me a history movie)

🍬sweet/spicy/savoury

sweet. I am a sweet treat enjoyer for life

💕relationships status

still very much single

🌐last thing I googled

where to watch ‘judas and the black messiah’, because again, I love historical movies

💗current obsession

this game called tiny tower, i’m literally so obsessed, also township

🔮looking forward to

erm… finishing my new chapter of hiraeth after months 😰

NON PRESSURE TAGS: @mads-nixon @noneedtoamputate @liptonsbabe @the-cinnamontography-is-amazing @1waveshortofashipwreck @bast0gne