Oct 24, 2013
Pickup Line That Work:
Well, you can gosh my gee wlikers.
Holy knitting Christ, you're a cutie.
[heavy breathing]
Let's eat children.
Yes, the you is most want.
[manly chortle]
Bonus:
How to Tell if She Likes You:
Gnashing of teeth and speaking in tongues.
Blatantly ignoring you
Her stare is deep and dark while she summons Satan.
Turns into smoke when you approach.
Claims to be Lesbianese.
Photosynthesizes.