#maebh talks

[forth-to-the-foam]

I swear to god, Trump is only gonna have the mildest symptoms and recover so fast, and if anything his attitude is gonna get worse. He’ll be like “the virus isn’t bad at all, and I would know! I had it myself!” Ugh I hate it here

[forth-to-the-foam]

I cannot stand seeing Joe Biden ads like SHUT UP!!!!! I PROMISE I’LL DO IT!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!

[forth-to-the-foam]

love it when i’m doin skype sex with my bf and i go “do you wanna see my pussy” and he goes “yeah i wanna see ur pussy”, and i pull my cat into the frame :) :) he’s fallen for it three times now :) :) :)

[forth-to-the-foam]

Okay like, I’m a bi woman but honestly the bi flag is the ugliest thing. Same goes for the ace flag. Ace ppl I’m so fuckin sorry lmao

[forth-to-the-foam]

:) :) :) playing stardew while helping my bf write his end-of-semester thesis :) his thesis is about how pentheus from bacchae is too fucking stupid to be a legitimately tragic character :) :)

[forth-to-the-foam]

can someone please tell me how to get KNOCKED UP by my BOYFRIEND in STARDEW VALLEY CO-OP MODE

[forth-to-the-foam]

not to be an academic supremacist on main BUT i’ve been losing my shit lately because my grades are LITERALLY PERFECT but i won’t be able to come back to college next year because i’m too poor. 

Full offense, but if you have wealthy parents and you can’t outrun me academically (and i KNOW you can’t), then i think i fully deserve the right to rob you at gunpoint. I don’t give a fuck. I’ll eat all of you for breakfast.

[forth-to-the-foam]

U know when a man is into u at work but he also knows that you’re a teenager while he’s 26, so you decide that you’ll be nice and play dumb, up until the day he finally shoots his shot and on THAT day, you’ll be the cruelest bitch on the block??? Yeah me too!