#mafia dash

[dia-smthidk]

Who’s canon in the silly little mafia AU?

all of these idiots

[mafia-lorelai]

"Evening 'tender."

Lorelai looked at Dash and gave a small nod, <And you are?>

He knew who he was.

[dia-smthidk]

BRO WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE 🗣️❗️❗️❗️

he just kinda starin yk teehee

[dia-smthidk]

wait, are we hoing off cartomancy or personality for cards?

personality 👍

[dia-smthidk]

Just want to make sure, who are the canon members of the mafia? (their names, possibly their card if you know)

Jeffery - 4 of Diamonds

Dia - 8 of Diamonds

Bun - 3 of Hearts

Rabid - 5 of Clubs

Moshie - 7 of Spades

Kay - 4 or 5 of Spades (not entirely in the mafia but yk is in the au)

Dash - uhhh you haven’t said anything yet abt him ermmm

[dia-smthidk]

if mafia dia & mafia dash ever had an argument dash can just pull up the “atleast my wife is still ALIVE” card

FOUL

FUCKING FOUL 🫵

y’all are so mean to peepaw

[dia-smthidk]

Oh yeah? and what is your real name?

“…”

“Not your job to pry..”

[dia-smthidk]

I don't really have time to draw this, although I would love to eventually, but I really wanted to share this idea for my mafia au character.

There are two scenes that come to mind from the UK show "Utopia" where a character is calmly explaining what methods of torture they'll use to get another character to talk.

Like, they're smiling, explaining their barbaric methods as if a surgeon were calmly explaining to a patient the steps of their medical procedure.

I like to imagine that Dash has a similar personality. He helps a lot with negotiations and keeping meetings civil due to his steady composure, but he will also aid in getting information out of people with violence.

He'd similarly explain what he'd do to the person first, I imagine as his first method of getting anything out of them. Then, if they keep their mouth shut, he'd proceed to the torture.

As great as he is at inflicting pain on others, however, he is a lot more cowardly when it comes to himself. He would do anything to keep himself alive.

(hope this isn't too dark or too long.)

putting this in the mafia au notes cuz it’s just so chef’s kiss 🤌