#mafia headcanons

[sevenseasofbye]

how i imagine it would be to be married to michael corleone (gender neutral)

𖤞 side-by-side rulers: the most powerful couple in the mafia. you would be the most trusted, most powerful consigliere.

𖤞 extremely protective: he would always have people come with you on shopping excursions and jobs. if anyone tried to harm you (and you didn’t take care of them yourself) he would find them and absolutely fucking lay them out

𖤞 trust: he trusts you with everything and anything. you’re always at his meetings

𖤞 outfits: always wearing something matching when you have a meeting (same color tie, matching cufflinks), nothing too flashy but something just for you two.

𖤞 physical affection: when it’s just the two of you in bed, alone, he likes to trace your cheekbones and the lines of your collarbones (he has a huge collarbone thing) and kiss your temples a lot. in public, he might kiss your cheek, but he only ever kisses you on the mouth in bed during sex.

𖤞 sex: he likes it. rough. vigorous. plentiful. he’s always the top and always up for new positions.

𖤞 anger: he has yelled at you when frustrated, but he never hit you. he does not cheat, but he does bring other women/men into bed sometimes when he wants to experiment.

𖤞 children: he loves the children with every ounce of his heart and is extremely protective and possessive of them and you when you’re pregnant. he spoils them a lot and tries to help them understand that he loves them but has a complicated job.

𖤞 jobs: you carry out jobs with some of the other caporegimes if you’re feeling generous, but you have a brilliant mind and help mike plan killings and other things. you’re both also extreme workaholics and usually end up in the office until 4 am working and talking.

𖤞 jealous: he trusts you and doesn’t get jealous when you talk to someone else. you know your place with him, and he knows his place with you.

[rukia-writes]

Mafia Don!Erwin Smith x reader headcanons pleeeeeeeeeeease! and thank you!

Hear me out.

Even though he’s the boss (and does what needs to be done) Erwin is literally the nicest mafia boss.

By that I mean, no one knows he’s a mafia boss except like the FBI.

The lady at the grocery store? Knows Erwin and adores him.

The bank tellers at the bank? Love him.

He’s just seems like a nice guy…

That is until it is time to get down to business. Then he’s pretty rough.

Don’t have Erwin’s money? That’s fine. You have 30 days to get him his money, but you have to talk to Levi and Hanji first. 🙂🙃🙃

Levi is Erwin’s right hand by the way. (Second In command)

Anyways!

Erwin spoils his lover so much, he’s literally with his s/o all the time until FBI or whoever is hot on him then he… not necessarily ghosts but he doesn’t come around until the pressure dies down.

At the most he might send Levi to give his s/o a gift.

But when there’s no pressure he’s so sweet 🥲 litteraly buys so many roses and gives so many gifts; cars, diamonds, pearls, purses, money and trips.

Erwin is big on taking trips, especially to the beach.

In truth, Erwin doesn’t deal with the pressure too much because the law is scared of him. (If not turned on by him. Come on Erwin in a suit and hair slicked back ..RIP=rest in pussy.”

Not to mention he knows people, who knows people in politics and in the authorities. How do you think he gets word? You can’t arrest Erwin really.

Yes Mafia! Erwin is a dirty bastard, but who’s going to stop him 🧐 🤷🏼‍♀️

Erwin’s s/o won’t know what Erwin really does until a few months of dating and if he can really trust them not to go to the authorities.

But after that his s/o knows all of Erwin’s “friends”.

No one better give Erwin’s s/o trouble either-

Ruthless.

But only if it’s serious.

Have a shitty dad and he’s talking shit? Say no more-

Someone threaten his s/o? Let daddy Erwin take care of this.

Very protective of his s/o. (But not suffocating)

Okay, yes. He does make Levi look after his s/o. He just doesn’t want anything to happen to them.

Levi calls it babysitting.

If his s/o wants to he’ll teach them how to shoot a gun. (A good date where he can get close while making his sure his s/o is okay)

Mafia! Erwin doesn’t smoke cigars like Kruger or Zeke but he does drink and has a big wine cellar.

Call his s/o: king/queen, sweetie, sweet lips, old lady/sir/Mr.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

Thank you for answering. Would it be possible to request headcanons of dating Henry Tomasino ☺️

Yess!

Henry “Daddy” Tomasino

Very reserved and closed off at first because he’s still grieving for Bettina so the most you can do is just be there for him and not be too offended if he brushes you away

Slowly he would start to open up and would allow hand holding and the occasional cheek kiss in public, but usually nothing more

A gentleman. He doesn’t do it often because of work, but he treats you to a night on the town and dining at your favorite restaurant

The first time y’all “rumpled the sheets”, it was slow and slightly hesitant, mainly on his part because he didn’t want to hurt you in any way

Likes to cuddle on the couch while listening to Empire Central, especially when it’s raining

He surprises you every morning with a small love note tucked underneath the pillow and after a long day and a warm meal, he takes you to bed and makes you his

[oocmeddy]

oocmilk-kun

#cute cute cute!!#aah if you want we can make headcanons! ; v ;

/lEANS CLOSE YES

YES I'D LIKE THAT

they're both in the russian fam too !!

if lisa ever goes to the russian fam to work or smt, and she sees him being quiet she would get intimated-- or most likely shy to approach him mor since quiet and all ww

but then she just decided to say hello so she goes

"h-hello there!" she smiles