#mage ass

[shadowyin-yang]

don’t give me a challenge

@beammetothemoon / Moony: I should make a post. 500 likes and shadowyin-yang will get a "mage ass" tattoo. 1000 and she'll get a statue fucking tattoo too

Me: Lmao! No! Cuz it might actually happen!!! It would be hilarious but I'm drawing the line at statue fucking

Me: ......Ok maybe for the 500. It would make a good story if it happens. And I can always hide it somewhere. 

Moony: on your ass?

Me: Idk. But i can display the one I want and hide the mage ass one

Moony: lmao. I don’t think I can let you get a mage ass tattoo

Me: What why not xD I was ready for this challenge after giving myself a pep talk

Moony: I would be a bad friend if I let you get that tattoo on your ass

[shadowyin-yang]

@beammetothemoon

Referring to this post. 

Hey you didn’t touch it. You don’t know how bumpy it is!

[shadowyin-yang]

@beammetothemoon drew me some asspostate’s booty! That’s true friendship.

Just any FYI for anyone that needs ideas on what to get me for my birthday hahahaha

Not specifically Anders’s butt, but...Anders. Anders is a good gift. 

[shadowyin-yang]

Butt Discourse part 2

@misterwiggums​, @drawsshits​

Me: @twiexmachina​, you’re an unbiased 3rd party who doesn’t know Dragon Age 2. What’s your verdict?

Twi: doesn’t he doesn't he have a cape? cloak?

Me: he has a robe. er baggyish clothes i guess

Twi: so you can't see his ass

Twi: so he can have whatever butt is most relevant for your interests

Me: ...as it was said:  Schrödinger’s Ass

[aeondecember]

*bangs gavel harder* You get a mage ass and YOU get a mage ass and EVERYONE gets a piece of MAGE BOOTY.

*the crowd goes wild*

MAGE ASS MAGE ASS

[suckmymagicmissle]

What I need to do: work on Sunday night’s game

What I actually do: Fantasize about mage ass

[teeposaurusrex-blog]

mage is an ass.

red girl make me new quiver?