imagine the scene:
There is a timeline error, Damian is pulled through one of the portals, several Damians appear and now Bruce has to deal with several versions of his youngest son.
Adult Damian head of of the League of Assassins
Metahuman child Damian
Teenager magic Damian who changed his surname
Dahlia girl version of the current Damian
"AU! Has anyone here seen my son?" Bruce dealing with four alternate versions of Damian and his own Damian that disappeared.
In this confusion Damian gets lost from Bruce, disappearing then, and then Bruce finds him, but something seems strange, why are his eyes glowing green?
Bruce Hopeful: Damian?
MT Damian Waves while making plants grow around the place : Hi dad
Bruce :
MT Damian : ?
All JL :
Bruce : Has anyone here seen my son?
Assassin Damian: I'm here! Why you look so young Father?
Magic Damian laying on the floor : eeh..this is too complicated for me to understand, wake me up when this is over.
Dahlia : why I'm so pretty like a guy?
Everyone : Barry...Barry back here.
...
Bruce: my children...I love all of you! Really and I thin-
batkids an JL : BRUCE
Bruce : but I'm pretty sure only one of you are mine in this dimension...I want to know who it is
All Damian's look at each other: ...
Dahlia : not me
Assassin Damian : Well not me too
Magic Damian : I don't even have that last name anymore.
MT Damian : Guys..I don't know what's going on but is not me
...
LOA Damian cooking a dessert :
Jason who just walked into the kitchen: what the fuck is this?
LOA Damian : Lemon pie
Jason:
LOA Damian : With chocolate shavings and sugar sprinkled like Mom used to do, Can you scrape the chocolate Jay?
Jason Who loves Talia's pies: yea
Dick Who just walked into the kitchen: why is he taller than me?
Tim watching : He's really good with knives isn't he?
...
Dahlia with the batgirls:
Dahlia : these boys sucks
Babs while braiding her hair : Totally
Steph : Without a doubt
Cass happily : Can I braid your hair too?
Dahlia smiles : of course Cassy
....
Duke : So you control plants?
MT Damian : yep and I can talk to animals too
Duke :
Mt Damian :
Duke excitedly : Can you tell what Titus is Saying???
Mt Damian : He said daddy snores like a motorcycle when he sleeps
Every batfam members dying of laughter :
...
Magic teenager Damian just getting ready for the day:
magic Damian mumbling as he floats to the kitchen table:
Everyone at the table looks at him waiting for something:
Magic damian sleeps on the table:
Dick : He is fine??
LOA Damian : he breathing,right?
Dick : Yes
LOA Damian : So he's fine
Clink of a timer
LOA Damian : The pie is ready, does anyone want a piece?








