Drabble prompt: DT17, Magic Louie, Huey (or Dewey) finds Stash Number Eight
"What... is all this?" Huey asked, jaw agape, and honestly if Louie wasn't in the middle of something he'd probably be a bit pissed at being followed.
Louie looked up from his cauldron, wooden spoon in hand, and hummed a little. "I mean, I did tell you I was busy."
"I thought you were planning a scheme! Not- not this." Huey grabbed the edge of the bubbling brew and looked into it, turning a truly concerning shade of gray. "What are you making? A death curse? Poison? Future sight spell?"
"A bookmark that tells you what line you were on when you have to stop reading," Louie answered, plainly. "And, hey, I can multitask. Violet's giving me two packs of PeP for this bad boy alone."
"How long has this been going on?"
"Coupla months. Actual magic is more Webby's thing- I make potions and the occasional little tchotchke in exchange for goodies."
"Actually, this explains why the girls have suddenly gotten so close to you." Huey picked the bridge of his beak. He waved around the room. "Did they... did you get this weird stuff from them?"
Louie scoffed, a little upset that Huey could think all his treasures came from a group of squirrelly witches. "I'll have you know I five-finger-discounted almost all of these bad boys." He pulled out a sword, which instantly set itself on fire. "Wasn't easy sneaking this bad boy under my hoodie, lemme tell you."
"You stole?" Huey asked; and, impossibly, he turned even grayer. "From Uncle Scrooge?"
"I consider it more as rescuing, personally. He's not gonna use any of it- just lock it up and grumble about it whenever he makes Beakley dust." Louie leaned over to stir the concoction. "The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook is all about not wasting things, isn't it?"
"I mean, do you think he'll be shocked?"
"No," he admitted, and Louie ignored how that stung a little. It wasn't inaccurate. "But when mom-"
Louie pulled the spoon free, waving it. "Whoa, whoa, hold on there, partner! We are not getting mom involved."
"Absolutely not. Della's just like Scrooge- she thinks she knows everything, but she's blind to what's right in front of her." He gestured vaguely to the walls. "You think these magic fortitudes are gonna last forever, Huebert?"
"Yeah! They will! And you know why? Because I'm working my tail off to update and perfect them. Dude, they let in a Nightling and Magica de Spell in a shadowy trenchcoat! What if Lena hadn't turned out to be a good person, huh? We'd all be dead." Louie chucked the spoon aside entirely, letting it rest in the concoction, and poked Huey in the chest. "Everyone in this family is so ride-or-die they forget that we can actually avoid the death part most of the time. My job here is to put concrete in those cracks. That's what being a sharpie is. It's what I'm supposed to do."
Huey paused to watch Louie as he took a leathery bookmark and let it fall into the magic sauce, blinking dubiously. "But... is this what you want to do?" he asked.
Louie snorted, shrugged, and took the spoon up again. "Man, I dunno. It feels like it's all I can do."