#magicalbuffaloincorrectquotes

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

'07!Optimus, being interviewed: This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf, when one office worker who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled, -

A!RJ!BC, in an interview of his own: 'Hey, Optimus, how's it hangin'!?' [suppressing laughter]

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

[bonecrusher's vibing in his room.]

FM, appearing out of nowhere: HELLO!!

BC: wHGAUGH- [flops out of the bed]

FM: [snickering]

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

BC: ayuhuh. nonononono, the thing in the fridge is definitely not cybertronian meat.

[Ominous Piano Sustain as bonecrusher peers into the camera]

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

GR: yo i'm going out for lunch d'ya'll want anything

BC: The souls of the innocent.

FM: a bagel

BC: NO

FM: two bagels

RJ, down seasonally depressed: a will to live

GR: all i got is 20 bucks c'mon

FM: three bagels

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

RJ: CRIMES!!!

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

Canis, showing a group of kiddos around the base: It's Jesus! Say hello, Jesus!

TYRANT, being called Jesus: [Netherbulian sneeze that sounds like death metal screaming.]

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

A!BC: I am not gonna have my reputation in that department tarnished... by a bunch of fucking limp-dick sour-note flatter-than-your-girlfriends flexible-tempo dipshits. Got it? One more thing, - Jazz, give me that. - [has been handed and is now holding up a folder] If I ever find one of these lying around again, I swear to FUCKING Primus... I will stop being so polite. - ['07!Optimus appears in his peripheral vision, and A!BC points his mine claw at him] Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you. - [hands Jazz the folder]

Stage right. In order. Now.

[Everyone grabs their equipment.]

A!BC: I can still FUCKING SEE YOU, mini-me!

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

'07!Optimus: You're only gay once.

BC: you only live once.