#mbtm!bonecrusher

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just replaced all of the old posts' bonecrusher tags before october 2020 with mbtm!bonecrusher, feeling good

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ayo.

my name's bonecrusher, and i live in the good ol' southern ice cap of antarctica. i've got a lot of friends, and i also share this tumblr page with other, non-transformer characters.

here's a list of all of the characters, plus some lore up to me being drunk: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CZm5knCKweOqEaN7qPIX4ZE9qo588X6LZES4rbz7kn4/edit#

fun facts about this interpretation of me, i am autistic (asbergers event!), and intensely bisexual. i also enjoy video games, and hate myself. have a good day.

as well as that, here's a very late content warning for y'all as of 4/18/2022: if you're not a fan of nsfw content or are under the age of consent/majority/maturity (whichever works.) of your country, there's. a lot of nsfw shenanigans that happen on this blog and i mostly forget to use the proper filtering tags. so. fair warning. i'll try to go through and edit all of my nsfw posts to have the valveplug and nsfw tags on them as soon as i can. thanks for reading.

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the haha military men

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yo. i'm bonecrusher, that hunchback decepticon that got decapitated by optimus prime back in 2007 and hates everything.

i live in antarctica, with my little "bone gang", a group of 'cons that doesn't... really exist outside of my blog. besides flamewar, of course. here's the gang's names and vehicle modes.

bonecrusher - buffalo mine-clearance mrap

bunkerbuster - panzer viii maus

marrowbomber - b-52 stratofortress

groundrumbler - idf caterpillar d9r

trackshredder - lner class a3 flying scotsman

thunderstormer - uss st. louis/charleston (can be both)

footmuncher - ah-64 apache

hitchhiker - mercedes g-63 amg 6x6

dirtbuster - hummer h1 alpha

flamewar - really whatever she wants, i don't mind

also: asks tolerance.

no personal information e.g. credit card number, phone number (because i don't have one, sorry), xbox gamertag (personal reasons :/), real name, etc.

also: no racism, no TERFs, no discriminatory bullshit of any kind. i do not respect that. no porn either, kinda weird.

also, if you want me to say what i think about something (like a three things meme!), there's a sure chance i haven't seen what you mean, so it'd be nice if you could link me to it. thanks, and sorry.

finally! i've got the autism (high functioning) and am extremely anxious in most situations, which doesn't fit my character, and i could not be any more sorry. honest.

thanks for reading my ted talk, and enjoy the blog. if you can. also: loadsa shitposting and i dont tag any tw's i am SO SORRY--

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Hammond: A Mood

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finger the shit outta em', eef'n.

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bees.

[buzzing]

bees!

[buzzing, "vivid memories turn to fantasies, vivid memories turn to fantas-"]

now freeze.

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"Who are you?"

[wheeze]

"Hmm."

[russian counting]

"Ratchet? It seems there is a gremlin in our wall."

"Ugh. I... It's too early in the morning for this, Optimus."

"I know this, but this gremlin is making odd sounds."

"What the what?"

[generator noises]

"Is it... It it making energy for the base?"

"[Optimus pokes the gremlin.]"

[in Portuguese] CHRISTMAS CRANKIES CROAKING IN CLEAN CATS.

"...THROW HIM OUT."

"Okay."