#magiccrockercakes

[pawstet]

magic-crocker-cakes said: Oh I’d like to have some, or at least have the recipe!

CAT CAN BE DONE! THE MORE THE MERRIER!

[miasmajestade-blog]

magic-crocker-cakes:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Cover me?

[miasmajestade-blog]

Dirk, I have a good joke for you! Do you want to hear it?

Bring it on.

[jade-grimbark-harley]

Happy Holidays guys!

I'll be out and about this christmas, hope you guys enjoy yours!

[jestery]

☺ ♣ ☼ ?? ► ↕

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] cHiCa. WhErE tHe FuCk ArE yOu At? BeEn MiSsInG yOu BiG tImE. cOmE bAcK, pLeAsE. :o(

Send me ♣ for a drunk text

[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] MoT hErFuKc[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] wHy’S rHe LeTtErS aLl DaNcIn WhAt Th[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] E fUcK

Send me ☼ for a morning text

[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] HeEeEeEeEy. [ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] i CaN’t SlEeP bUt I kNoW hUmAnS aRe AlL uP wHeN tHe SuN iS oUt. YoU’rE mOtHeRfUcKiNg WiLd, HaHaHa. [ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] WaIt. MaYbE tHe SuN iSn’T oUt FoR yOu YeT? sHiT.

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] SoMeTiMeS i WoNdEr If GoAtS aRe OkAy OuT tHeRe.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] ArE yOu FeElInG bEtTeR, bRoThEr?[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] oH nO. wRoNg MoThErFuCkEr.[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] ArE yOu FeElInG gOoD, sIsTeR? :o)

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] MoThErFuCkEr, I tHiNk ThErE mAy Be SoMe UnDeAd ShIt LuRkInG oUtSiDe My HiVe. I dOn’T wAnNa MeSs WiTh ThAt ShIt.[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] hOlY sHiIiIiT.[ Text: SuGaR hUmAn ] ImMa DiE, iMmA dIe. Do:

[miasmajestade-blog]

Jane.

[jestery]

:o*

[sugarhighantics-blog]

magic-crocker-cakes

hello!!!

i'm chris!!!