2: On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
Like a 3 BUT these kinds of fear questions are weird because I LOVE being scared, so I the dark totally scares me but I love being in the dark.
20: What is your best physical attribute?
Rachel, hittin’ me right in the body image issues.
I do like my eyes a fair bit, not the least because they’re kind of a weird mix of green, blue, gray, and it changes a bit from light to light.
(I tried to get a good picture, but it didn’t work. I’m out of selfie practice.)
29: What is your favorite expletive?
I mean favorite has totally gotta be “fuck.” It might be one of my favorite words period. Versatility! VERSATILITY FOR DAYS.
But there are some really fun phrases I also like, particularly: “Jesus H.W. Christ,” and “Shit-dicking Motherfucker,” and (as should be obvious by my favorite word) “Fuck yourself in the fuck you fucking fuck.”
Also the world’s best theater vocal warmup: “Shit cock motherfucker, shit cock damn/Some damn bitch just stole my man/Gotta find another fucker, make up for the motherfucker/Shit cock motherfucker, shit cock damn.”
64: What do you think about babies?
Into ‘em as things that exist. Don’t know if I’d want one. Also totally more into them since taking a developmental psych class last spring.