Rants and Rambles

When in doubt reactivate tumblr???

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[mystitchworld]

Eat your greens! 🌱🐑

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards

[perfectday1972]

[thedepressionoftrees]

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Marvin Heemeyer - Wikipedia

[ratbastarddotfuck]

wait this article is funny even in context

[datasoong47]

[daisiesmakingchains]

hanukkah gritty, chag sameach! [click to enlarge]

(pls like/reblog if you use!)

[mythology-void]

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

[important-animal-images]

[amongst-the-pines]

Become ungovernable

[alarajrogers]

That sign can't stop me because I ate it

[noodles-07]

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

[hexbugswallower]

Spicy stuff has an unusually high ceiling, it seems like. Salty foods can only be as salty as salt. Even the sourest candy of all time poses basically no challenge to an adult palate. Spicy foods, though? They can be spicy enough to make you throw up and that’s not even approaching the spiciest food ever. A spicy food can kill you by being spicy

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Sour absolutely has a high ceiling. It’s just caused by acidity, isn’t it? We could go all the way to “dangerously corrosive”, could we not?

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

One time, I ate so much sour candy in one sitting that my tongue started actually bleeding

[integer-disarray]

I tasted hydrochloric acid in high school and it was so sour it left a visible burn on my tongue

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you what now

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

you tasted fucking what now?

[thisnameisfalse]

[sandmandaddy69]

[1five1two]

[krematoorium]

the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

[soap-is-an-artist]

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible