okay but would i be my actual trash self if i didn't send you atlashrike for the ship thing?
SEND ME A SHIP. — accepting!
WHO IS THE WEREWOLF AND WHO IS THE HUNTER? — i’m voting werewolf dylan who’s trying to keep the panic at minimum bc he knows he’s less of a danger than he seems bc he tries to stay where there’s as little people as possible and he’s also this close to finding a cure and the human bf daniel is the hunter who grows tired of being told to ignore the problem and goes on his own way himself to try and kill the beast and then the moon starts to go down and dylan shifts back and ohmygodwhathaveidonewhydidn’t youtellme
WHO IS THE MERMAID AND WHO IS THE FISHERMAN? — mermaid danny. okay. and none of that creepy deep sea shit, we’re in it for the long locks and beautiful singing voices. i just realised this may be yet another au in which dylan might end up drowning wh o oo ps. altho ngl the opposite could be interesting too, tho maybe less fisherman and more scientist type of thing for danny who just rly wants to find out what the big fishy creature all the locals are talking about is and oh?? hello??
WHO IS THE WITCH AND WHO IS THE FAMILIAR? — is this even a question. i mean i know that even in the mainverse one of them tries rly hard to read about magic while the other has the need for attention of a horny housecat s o
WHO IS THE BARISTA AND WHO IS THE COFFEE ADDICT? — do u have any idea how much coffee dylan consumes. also danny is just abut the right age to have accidentally gotten stuck in an old summer job bc economy is shit and card tricks are fun but don’t quite pay the bills so now i’m stuck here making the 68th unicorn frappuchino today but hey at least this one older dude comes every day and orders one simple fucking coffee and i can talk to him and let my hands rest for a minute or two and u know what he’s kinda hot?
WHO IS THE PROFESSOR AND WHO IS THE TA? — i mean.
WHO IS THE KNIGHT AND WHO IS THE PRINCE? — knight dylan and prince danny, obviously. tho let’s not think abt the saving from a tower cliche and just consider the daily life of crown prince danny and guard-turned-friend-turned-more dylan and all the sneaking around bc danny’s probably been promised to someone at like age three and class differences and homophobia and stuff. and how it most fucking definitely would be dylan who paid the price if they were to get caught. look i made three in a row that weren’t angsty i got withdrawals.
WHO IS THE TEACHER AND WHO IS THE SINGLE PARENT? — omg dylan as the single parent. i know it’d probably be easier the other way around but let’s imagine for a moment danny being all smart bc he’s overqualified for his job and dylan trying rly hard not to break the poor boy’s illusion of being the smart one in the room bc he might look tired and have to drop off his kid 40 mins too early sometimes and his marriage fell apart almost instantly but he’s still an fbi agent with a ton of unrelated studies on the side and god if we weren’t here to talk abt how my child is specifically getting into trouble for trying to outsmart everyone i would intellectually whoop ur ass
WHO IS THE WRITER AND WHO IS THE EDITOR? — oh my god the eye as a magazine or a newspaper i’m fucking crying just thinking abt this au. altho considering this is probably meant to be like the novel-writing type… yeah, dylan is still the boss lmao.
