#magiicsucker

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the more I chat with sarah, the more common stuff we find. 

[righteousdaughtera]

magiicsucker said: this is perfect lmao

Malarkey Parker

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* plops url * MEEE LOVE MEEE

▶  [ ♛ ] send me your url and i’ll tell you the following;

MY OPINION ON ;

character in general: KAI PARKER is an idiot and he needs to be locked forever in prison worlds. BUT WITH A LOT OF CHOCOLATE AND LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON I DEAL WITH TVD STUFF. I hated that show since season 1. Give me any character or ship. Kai is the only one that caught my interested. Only watching his scenes. Such a problematic, homicidal idiot. MY KIND OF CHARACTER OF COURSE ( WHAT A SUPRISE ). Kai is just precious every way you look at it I just hope writers don’t screw his character & plot with romance tbh because to me Julie cannot really write dark couples at all. Idk better leave it to shippers and headcanons. He is too important to be screwed up by any romantic plot.how they play them: AWFUL. such an overrated Kai around here. Likeee eeeew get that shit away from me. LIES. MY KAI OOOK!  ADOREEEEEEE & LOVE. LIKE STALKING THAT ONE KAI FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I AM JUST FEELING KAI SO MUCH IN EACH ONE OF THEIR THREADS. so so so much perfection. It’s UNFAIR OOK!the mun: let’s talk about SARAAAAAAAH. she is trash, I am also trash, we are being trash together. ALWAYS TORTURING OUR MUSES. we are married trash. IN LOVE WITH SARAH FOREVER OOOOK. likeeeee if she ever leaves I will cry forever. Like idk if I’d even stay or be that much online. Like sometimes I only come or stay so we can shat. the mun is just so important to me! ♥♥♥

DO I;

follow them:  well I guess since we are married I have to. makes my dash toxic and all that shit you know. rp with them: nooo just spamming 50% 70%of her draftswant to rp with them: of course let’s make it 99% see I am being nice and let others have some Kai & Sarah too. I am such a good human being I know.ship their character with mine: pffft why the hell would I ship Kai & Louis. likeee notp man. NEVER. LIKE OF COURSE! I SAID BEFORE WE ARE TRASH, WE HURT OUR MUSES AND THEN WE MAKE THEM HAVE SEX AS PEACEMAKER ( after trying to kill eachother first )  or you know just going around killing ppl, aren’t they romantic? PSYCHOTIC OTP MATERIAL ♥__♥

WHAT IS MY;

overall opinion: well painful muse, PERFECTION IN POTRAYING THEIR CHARACTER. precious trash mun, what do you need more? QUALITY OK! sooo in loveeeee ♥

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty.

[righteousdaughtera]

'coffee !'

Malarkey

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Send me a ❣ and I’ll gauge my character’s attraction to yours at this point in time

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finding out wifey had a Hades as I used having  a Persephone *-* sarah & I are meant to be yep

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magiicsucker replied to your post

i do feel honored. i get my own love triangle.

that’s the part where you say ‘I’ll always choose u chrissy’ 

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*casually fights vic over saraaah*