#magma dad

[eldritchselfships]

m... my dads...

[eldritchselfships]

maxie is my dad and none of you can tell me otherwise

[windynebula]

Archie and Maxie for the character meme :)

I’m going to go with ORAS versions because I honestly thing they’re better.

Archie:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: The tiddy. No wait, yes, the tiddy.worst quality: He seems to be a little violent when showing affection.ship them with: Maxie!!!brotp them with: Matt and Shelly, Marlon, Brawly.needs to stay away from: May and Brandon (that was the male protag’s name right?).misc. thoughts:Good boob. Nice cleavage.

Maxie:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: His lose animation.worst quality: Arrogance.ship them with: Archie!!!brotp them with: Tabitha, Courtney, Colress.needs to stay away from: Same as Archie, May and Brandon.misc. thoughts: Nice sweater, cosy af.

[windynebula]

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon for Maxie

He really likes Numels and Camerupts. They’re his favourite pokemon, ever since childhood. He also loves beaches even if he’s afraid of water.

He dislikes pollution and people who just throw their trash wherever. There are garbage bins for that, assholes!!!!

[windynebula]

All your faves are trans: Failcat’s (head)canon edition!

Cyrus is agender

Maxie is AFAB genderfluid (or trans man I can’t decide)

Tabitha is a trans man

Lucian is AFAB agender, goes by any pronouns and represents masculine most of the time

Brycen is bigender

Wallace is genderfluid

Diantha is a trans woman

AZ is demiboy

Courtney is femme-representing agender

Shelly is a trans woman

[windynebula]

Archie and Maxie are the only ones whose plans don’t boil down to “...and then I’ll rule the world”

[windynebula]

Look me in the eye and tell me Archie would not do this.

[windynebula]

The glasses at the end omfg